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[oftpartitioned]

I am 30 years too old for summer camp

plus 1000

gr

I'm gonna drink in my kiddie pool and eat sausage (not a euphemism). Girls invited, but no fatties

Comments

[sunflowersister]

Come be a counselor with me!

[oftpartitioned]

I dunno...................

[sunflowersister]

I can probably convince them to let you teach arts and crafts? There's a lot of glitter glue.

[oftpartitioned]

wellllllllllll

is it like, difficult or time consuming?

[sunflowersister]

Eleven hours a day five days a week plus probably getting in early to set up and leaving late to clean up? Not really!

[oftpartitioned]

ughhh you sound like one of those late industrializers

That's not me.

[sunflowersister]

Well they're only a bunch of kids! It'll be like babysitting Latvia and Estonia!

[oftpartitioned]

That's liet's job!

[sunflowersister]

Not just his...

[sunflowersister]

Well if you're not that interested I'm sure no one will mind!

[oftpartitioned]

but



glitter?

[sunflowersister]

Glitter!

[subspaceflowers]

No fatties? Nice, dude.

[oftpartitioned]

You're not fat!

[subspaceflowers]

If that's what you think I'm upset about, you don't really know women, do you?

[oftpartitioned]

I've been busy.

[subspaceflowers]

What's that gotta do with being a pig?

[oftpartitioned]

I'm not a pig.





its a little pool

[subspaceflowers]

[oftpartitioned]

[subspaceflowers]

Huh. That is a dinky pool.

Still. Chubby girls need love too.

[oftpartitioned]

dude I'm Poland. don't let my cuteness trick you! I'm one of the old ones, supermodels are cool and all but theyre SUCH a fad.

also... Super skinny people creep me out.

[subspaceflowers]

I'll tell ya, man. Chubby girls are way bigger freaks in bed, too.

[oftpartitioned]

omg



what!!

[subspaceflowers]

Totally. At least the ones I've known.

I think it's like.. they know they've got a harder time finding dates, so when they do, they've gotta make sure they stick around, you know?

[oftpartitioned]

that seems kinda depressing

[subspaceflowers]

Maybe a little, but they're having fun, so it's not really that bad, is it?

it was the last time feliks went to sulk in the pool

[detectivewonder]

It's not the end of the world.

[oftpartitioned]

nah, but now its summer!

[detectivewonder]

Is this a reaction to summer, or not being able to get into summer camp?

Anyway, what are you up to on Thursday?