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thoughtformed2012-07-22 01:22 pm
goodtaste) wrote in thoughtformed2012-07-22 01:22 pm
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(backdated to 7/20.)
The most peculiar thing happened to me the other night.
As I was returning home from the police station, I came across this statue that had not been there before. The statue appeared to be an angel holding its face in its hands; it was a horrible, tacky mockery of Grecian sculpture. As I went to inspect it, I noticed that the statue was firmly rooted in place. It must have been placed there deliberately... but by whom? Moving something so heavy is no small feat.
I studied it for some time before deciding it was not worth reporting. After all, kitsch is not illegal.
Unfortunately, that is the last thing I remember before I woke up in the hospital. I've been told that I was struck from behind. It's strange, though. I did not sense anyone else in my immediate area. I'm not sure where my assailant was hiding.
That said, Commander Shepard, I'm afraid I won't be of much use to you until I'm allowed to leave.
At least these hospital walls are more pleasing to look at than that hideous angel.
As I was returning home from the police station, I came across this statue that had not been there before. The statue appeared to be an angel holding its face in its hands; it was a horrible, tacky mockery of Grecian sculpture. As I went to inspect it, I noticed that the statue was firmly rooted in place. It must have been placed there deliberately... but by whom? Moving something so heavy is no small feat.
I studied it for some time before deciding it was not worth reporting. After all, kitsch is not illegal.
Unfortunately, that is the last thing I remember before I woke up in the hospital. I've been told that I was struck from behind. It's strange, though. I did not sense anyone else in my immediate area. I'm not sure where my assailant was hiding.
That said, Commander Shepard, I'm afraid I won't be of much use to you until I'm allowed to leave.
At least these hospital walls are more pleasing to look at than that hideous angel.