There are only so many lanyards one can make.

[roseate]

I thought the monsters rather punctuated some of the tepidity.
I certainly am not suggesting an eagerness to return our three year interstellar physics lesson, but there has to be a better antidote to summertime malaise than a visit to the New Moore Municipal Fire Station for a scintillating lecture on remembering to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
One child has been left behind today, Principal Dinkerton.
My mind remains nurture-free.

Comments

[roseate]

I think "ending poorly" is statistically likely no matter what I say.

[notjohnsmith]

Don't say I didn't warn you.

However, if escaping boredom is that important to you, there may be an opportunity coming up.

[roseate]

And what would that be?

[notjohnsmith]

I'll let the opportunity speak for itself.

[roseate]

Social clubs aren't exactly my "thing."
I have a better idea.

[notjohnsmith]

I apologize, but past experiences have lead me to treat those words as an omen of dread. The sight of a monkey's shriveled paw holding up three fingers would not be more ominous.

[roseate]

I can produce one if you would like.

[notjohnsmith]

I think I'd prefer a ballpark notion of what the better idea entails, so that if I need to duck and cover I can do so well in advance.

[roseate]

There probably won't be any need for alarm.

[notjohnsmith]

Probably...