There are only so many lanyards one can make.

[roseate]

I thought the monsters rather punctuated some of the tepidity.
I certainly am not suggesting an eagerness to return our three year interstellar physics lesson, but there has to be a better antidote to summertime malaise than a visit to the New Moore Municipal Fire Station for a scintillating lecture on remembering to change the batteries in your smoke detector.
One child has been left behind today, Principal Dinkerton.
My mind remains nurture-free.

Comments

[callbacks]

they teach it to high schoolers
how hard can it be

[roseate]

Can your feet even reach the pedals?

[callbacks]

im like two feet taller than you lil sis

[roseate]

That is not even close to a thing that started being true.

[callbacks]

im definitely taller
and also yeah i got the pedals just fine and i can even still see over the steering wheel
its christmas
let me work this thing

[roseate]

Two inches at the very most.
Two feet is a ridiculous overexaggeration.
I don't think driving a fire engine is quite the same as Super Mario Kart.

[callbacks]

shhh
only destruction of government property now

[roseate]

Then you can thank me later for the distraction I'm about to provide.

[callbacks]

i knew i could count on you