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pretty fuckin convenient this thing showws up the second grubcamp stops pussyfootin around
and lets us loose on eachother in this so-called wwar a colours

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yeah
ur deinfitely not janey or her hot to trot dad
the dissapointments keep on coming
so wahts the attack plan

keep everyone on our team from killing each other long enough to capture the flag.

roger
no promises on the big sweaty one tho
he talked smack around me and dirk and we dont forgive easy
id explain the deets but u would be all
ohhhh nooooo
ur universe is too scary
im a little boy ect ect

that is pretty much exactly what i would say.

just dont pussy out when janey shows up
roses friend or not ill kick u int he balls if u give her shit cuz u dont like her family
not her fault
capiche

i don't dislike her family.
it is complicated and i'm not explaining it because i start to freak out if i try to explain it.
also, you would have to catch me first.

nbd there
dirk and i just found something thatll help me do that easy
seriously tho dont give my bff shit or freak out at her
she doesnt need that
i mean i think its cute when u do it or whatevs but shes already sorta got a bf maybe
depending on his feelings about that kiss i geuss
tbd

uh, ok.
why does it matter if she has a sort of boyfriend maybe?

she cant be thinking ur cute and being like well maybe jakey is a lost cause
maybe he is TOO ADVENTUROUS for me and this other egbert guy
hes the oen for me
on the one hand that would mean all the years i avoided flirting with jake pretty fucking wasteful on account of me being a great friend
and on the other itd break gher heart if then u were like OH SHIT CROCKER
EW EW EWWWWWWW

considering she is a version of my nanna, i can guarantee that will not happen.
you can put that at the top of the long list of reasons why that would never happen if that makes you feel any better.