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[ There is a low growl at the beginning of the audio feed, the voice that follows low and dangerous. ] I'm going home. And none of you are going to stop me.

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I wasn't a big fan of Marvel, either.

Never heard of it.

[MARVEL DOESN'T EXIST IN HIS WORLD OKAY. HE LIVES IT.]

...Whatever.

[Wow Derek you're lame.]

So do you just hate all superheroes?

I hate everybody.

Aren't you just a bundle of sunshine?

So I've been told.

You must be a killer conversationalist at parties as well.

[Yeah, now he's just trolling.]

Oh, I'm a killer alright.

Yeah dude, stop while you're ahead.

You wanna see what big teeth I have?

If you're going to act all Jacob on me, I might as well go find you a Bella. I'm sure there's some sparkly vampires around here as well.

I will rip your throat out.

Holy god will you two stop? This is awful.

He mentioned Twilight.

You're being a dick.

And I need to care because?

I didn't say you need to care. But when you're a dick you're going to get dickish responses back. Natural reflexes. Sorry if I hurt your feels, bro.

I don't have feels.

You've pretty much established that.

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garou - 2012-08-16 04:06 (UTC) - Expand

...okay, valid point, but seriously. Enough with the testosterone fight! I think I'm pregnant with a Roman soldier at this point, knock it off.

...Who got you pregnant? Is that a thing that can happen here?

...it's a figure of speech, good lord! I'm pretty sure if I was really pregnant that'd be the first thing you'd know because holy shit why would I even be pregnant?!

Well, for one, I was kidding. And for two, you're the one that said weird stuff happens here.

Well forgive me for not being used to apparently kidding around. And... well, okay, I guess you have a point there. It's not that kind of weird!