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Is it just me, or does it seem like there are more unsupervised squirts running around today than there were yesterday?

ughhhh crap. This place does this sometimes. Hopefully this one will be lacking in nazis or like other super evil people, but I kinda doubt it.

What, I thought everyone was just babies! WHY WOULD THERE BE NAZIS???? POLAND!!

it only happens sometimes!!!

Oh well of course, if it's just the OCCASIONAL NAZI that's just fine!!!

I don't think I'd wanna even deal with occasional Nazis. What's this guy talking about?

Honestly if I knew, I'd tell you.

What do Nazis have to do with little kids?

if you dont get it, i am NOT explaining it to you

ps; nice sideburns

What the hell's there to get?

Thanks, I guess.

hay lady! what's a nazy?

bzzt!! wrong

Is this common around here?

Weird shit happens a lot, I guess. Weren't you here for the monster invasion?

Just missed it, I guess.

Aren't you the bouncer at the Nancing Phoney? Coulda sworn you were here for that.

The what?

The bar. I used to see you there all the time.

[ It takes him a second, and then he realizes. ] Yeah, I don't remember any of that stuff.

Seriously? You okay, kid?

Yeah, apparently if you leave here and come back, it wipes your memories.

Im basically falling down all these kindergartners
It just keeps happening

Be more careful?

Right
I keep forgetting Im in some alternate time thing or something where no one gets the references anymore
But yeah yesterday I was a poor childless Geppetto and today I have three bouncing bundles of joy
The world is made of miracles or something

How do you have three kids within one day?

There do seem to be a fair number of the around here, Logan.

You appear to be more familiar with this island than I am. Have you been here before?

[What. The. Fuck.

Seriously.

Okay.

Covering up the unmanly shock with a clearing of his throat.]

No hair today, Professor?

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