thoughtformed | (no subject)

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These are seriously the worst Games I've ever seen.

When is somebody going to kill something?

There's no sex appeal and no bloodshed. Are we sure they even know they're playing?

This new tactic is boring as hell.

Where's Haymitch? He'll place bets with us, that's always minorly entertaining.

Passed out somewhere, that's my best guess. It's not like we could miss him if he was here. Is it just me or is he bigger than usual?

What, like he's fatter?

You haven't noticed?

He's always pretty bloated. You've been here longer than me, remember?

I'm just used to watching the subtle fluctuations of our favorite mentor's weight.

Good point, though. Where is everyone? I haven't even seen Beetee.

Blight's not even here to yell at me. Is Mags around?

I haven't seen her, but you know Mags. She wanders.

Blight doesn't, usually sticks to his room. I haven't seen a Gamemaster either, usually by now they've wined and dined us.

Do we have to pay for our own food?

Should've charged a higher hourly rate, lover boy.

Should've charged anything.

There's a girl who's a big slobbering fan of yours, I think we should go mingle with the commoners.

Games? What games do you speak of? Do your people find amusement in watching others maim and murder one another?

Pretty much.

Intriguing! Are there beasts set upon them as well?

Oh, definitely.