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[vdova]

Whoever set my phone to show everything in Russian and disabled it so I can't change it back? Not funny.

Fix it. Now.

Comments

[Video//uber high security of course... slightly glitchy now]

[detectivewonder]

I run surveillance for Torchwood; I spy on everybody. What about it?

[vdova]

I don't take kindly to being spied on.

((lying through his teeth, has not yet figured out about his text attachments))

[detectivewonder]

[Video]

Look, if you've got a problem with routine surveillance, take it up with Captain Harkness. I've got three quarters of the security feeds on this island routed through my filters, I can't exactly switch them off whenever you happen to step in front of them.

[vdova]

I'm fairly certain twenty minutes of watching me and James watch CSI: Des Moines isn't routine, Tim.

[Video] ((...getting smarter))

[detectivewonder]

It would probably be counterproductive of me to ask how you know about that.

[vdova]

You just sent me the files.

[video]

[detectivewonder]

Brilliant. And here I thought writing my own OS for my phone would keep the virus from propagating.

If it helps, I really do spy on everybody. Jack, Ianto, the police, schoolkids, everybody except my girlfriend.

Re: [video]

[vdova]

And me.

[video]

[detectivewonder]

Listen, no offense intended, but what makes you special? I don't view all the surveillance myself; it's archived for emergency review, and run through filters that search keywords and sensitive locations. I may have filmed you watching TV; but I haven't seen it. And...

... we should really have this conversation in person. Right now we should assume everything we say is being broadcast in the clear.

[video]

[vdova]

It wasn't a request. If you want to keep your CC cameras functional, you'll stop spying on me.

[video]

[detectivewonder]

...I'll come pick them up, then.

Re: [video]

[vdova]

Thank you for your cooperation.

[video]

[detectivewonder]

No problem.