Well... strange things happen here. Stranger than usual. Invasion of kittens, strange monster's and an hour where time stands still every night, everyone shifts to a different point in their timeline or even an alternate one altogether... Oh! And the beaches have normal sand on them! I haven't seen normal sand in years - it's all automatic and synthetic in the future...

[He's far to cheerful when he responds to Rory's next question.]

Yep! Right between the hearts - I nearly regenerated!

What are you worried about? Have I ever let you down before?

[Please, Rory - don't answer that question.]