The Romans are Invading

[bigstupidface]

Oookay. Normally, I would say being told that my life and my wife were fictional would rate pretty high on the list of 'things I never expected to happen in my life' but I've been worse things than fictional, I guess.

I'm sure you are all very nice people, just doing your jobs.

I just have one question for you.

Where. Is. My. Wife.

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[bigstupidface]

How do you forget to mention time being... wibbly. What does that even mean, anyway? Wibbly time.

Wait- you got shot?

Your assumptions about our survival or lack there of on this island are growing increasingly lax in reassurance.

[icanbuyafez]

Well... strange things happen here. Stranger than usual. Invasion of kittens, strange monster's and an hour where time stands still every night, everyone shifts to a different point in their timeline or even an alternate one altogether... Oh! And the beaches have normal sand on them! I haven't seen normal sand in years - it's all automatic and synthetic in the future...

[He's far to cheerful when he responds to Rory's next question.]

Yep! Right between the hearts - I nearly regenerated!

What are you worried about? Have I ever let you down before?

[Please, Rory - don't answer that question.]

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[bigstupidface]

[Give him a moment. He's processing and resisting the urge to respond to that question.]

[bigstupidface]

Have we landed in the Bermuda Triangle of Space-Time?

Does this sort of thing always happen when you're around, or are we just extra unlucky?

[icanbuyafez]

Just extra unlucky, I suppose.

Well... I suppose there have been a few time like this before.

... When I say a few, I may mean a few dozen. Hundred. More than a few.

Never quite like this, though! The strangeness is all so... regular.

[bigstupidface]

How can strangeness be regular?

Actually, never mind. I don't think I really want to know.

Do you know a Captain Jack Harkness?

[icanbuyafez]

Jack! Yes, he's an old friend. A very old friend, actually.

Umm... Be careful around him. He's a little too... well. Friendly, if you know what I mean.

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[bigstupidface]

Too friendly? How can someone be too friendly?

Several minutes later (2/2)

[bigstupidface]

Oh.

this face

[icanbuyafez]

Yeah.