The Romans are Invading

[bigstupidface]

Oookay. Normally, I would say being told that my life and my wife were fictional would rate pretty high on the list of 'things I never expected to happen in my life' but I've been worse things than fictional, I guess.

I'm sure you are all very nice people, just doing your jobs.

I just have one question for you.

Where. Is. My. Wife.

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[bigstupidface]

Have we landed in the Bermuda Triangle of Space-Time?

Does this sort of thing always happen when you're around, or are we just extra unlucky?

[icanbuyafez]

Just extra unlucky, I suppose.

Well... I suppose there have been a few time like this before.

... When I say a few, I may mean a few dozen. Hundred. More than a few.

Never quite like this, though! The strangeness is all so... regular.

[bigstupidface]

How can strangeness be regular?

Actually, never mind. I don't think I really want to know.

Do you know a Captain Jack Harkness?

[icanbuyafez]

Jack! Yes, he's an old friend. A very old friend, actually.

Umm... Be careful around him. He's a little too... well. Friendly, if you know what I mean.

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[bigstupidface]

Too friendly? How can someone be too friendly?

Several minutes later (2/2)

[bigstupidface]

Oh.

this face

[icanbuyafez]

Yeah.