.02 [Backdated to the last day of the event]

[cueball]

[This Is a Test
oF tHe TeXt BaSeD sYsTeMs
OF TH3 N3TWORK COMMUN1C4T1ONS
wwhat in the wworld
0h
0h n0
THIS WON’T DO AT ALL
O < this f33d is pawsitively awfur
w)(at is t)(e porpoise of t)(is
thiis ii2 goiing 2 become gratiing very quiickly
hOW DO ANY OF THEM, uHHH, TYPE, LIKE THIS?
D -- > this is e%cruciating to 100k at
8ut I don’t have eyes to 8e frustr8d with for looking at this.
I'm changing to video before anything else happens.]

[He then changes to video. And his image appears in the camera--



[...]

[Well then.]

[Translation:
This is a test
Of the text based systems
Of the network communications
Oh
Oh no
This won’t do at all
This feed is positively awful
What is the purpose of this
This is going to become grating very quickly
How do any of them type like this?
This is excruciating to look at
But I don’t have eyes to be frustrated with for looking at this.

Quirk will randomly change with a roll of the random number generator. It might also change to his default white text if the roll is lucky. He's going to be turning off video after this, but enjoy the horrible blingee icon regardless.]

Comments

[maiditoutalive]

well this is a vast impr0vement
y0u may manage t0 av0id appr0aching the pretenti0us singularity n0w

[cueball]

Your Sense Of Humor Is As Dry As Ever

[maiditoutalive]

i was n0t actually j0king
i mean
an even vaster impr0vement w0uld be
if y0u werent here
but i supp0se we have t0 take what we can get

[notjohnsmith]

I didn't realize there were settings for that.

[cueball]

they exist
unf0rtunately s0
it is a result 0f this c0llapsing c0mmunicati0n system

[riseup]

what do you want any of those people
hate knowing what text guy are you feeling ok

[cueball]

YOUR SENTENCES ARE NOT PROPER.

[riseup]

ohh my god
you think i have no that's cool i know that it's been like this whole time is really messed up it's very frustrating
why are you typing like our cat

[cueball]

O < i am not typing like anyone's cat.
O < i was testing the text based systems and they began to break down on my computer.
O < that i why i am typing like this.
O < just as your text is coming out jumbled and furragmented.

[riseup]

haha you're definitely piping a cat it's like you're everyone annoying at the same times

[riseup]

yeah i already exited i really wouldn't schedule and i cannot delete a is a

[fuckincakewake]

saith abort
wast the fuck did u do writhe text guy
who snot a doctor

[cueball]

i wwas testing the functions of the communication system
as you can see they are not wworking properly
likely a purposeful sabotage

[fuckincakewake]

who would sabotage u
could it be a wreak doctor

[cueball]

iit ii2 mo2t liikely the work of the one2 managiing the computer 2y2tem2.
not 2omethiing anyone iin 2peciifiic diid, but 2omethiing done purpo2efully 2 iirriitate everyone.

how long can she keep the faces from showing up we'll see

[roseate]

Charming.

[cueball]

i had a g00d feeling y0u w0uld remark as such
well it wasn't much 0f a feeling
it was s0mething i knew

[ihateyouetc]

what the fuck is even going 9n here
are you trying to m9ck me or something???
like 9h, it's that guy who figured 9ut i have a pr96lem!
6etter fucking steal his quirk t99 while he can't use it.
what is even up with that appearance.
you l99k like a d9uche.

[cueball]

MOCK1NG OTH3RS W1THOUT PURPOS3 1S 4 W4ST3 OF MY T1M3
TH3 T3XT-B4S3D SYST3MS H4V3 B33N S4BOT4G3D
1 4M TH1NK1NG OF W4YS TO F1X 1T >:/
4R3 YOU US1NG 6'S 4ND 9'S TO R3PL4C3 O'S 4ND B'S?

1/several s9rry

[ihateyouetc]

i am c9mpletely 6lown away 6y what amazing skills of 96servati9n y9u possess.
that is, in fact, a thing i'm d9ing right now apparently!
6ut not every time??? it's like a fucking 69 r9ulette, or an exercise in how inc9mprehensi6le can this ridicul9us quirk get.
will i 6e a6le to type "r969t" this time without l99king like a c9mplete t99l?
9999999999999h, guess not! 6etter luck next time!
let's try again.
r969t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r9b9t
r969t
r9b9t

[ihateyouetc]

c9me on

[ihateyouetc]

r969t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r969t

[ihateyouetc]

i am not fucking st9pping until i get it.

[ihateyouetc]

r969t
r969t
r9b9t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r9b9t
r969t
r969t
r969t
r9b9t
r969t
ro6ot

[ihateyouetc]

9k, so i guess i'm g9ing with that again since it l99ks less fucking ridiculous than everything else!
allow me to 69rrow a couple el9quent w9rds from one m9re-damaged-than-usual j9hn eg6ert.
"yay w9rked"

9k d9ne.

[ihateyouetc]

anyway, stop typing like terezi. it's weird as hell.
like, weirder than any stupid shit any9ne else is doing s9 far.

1/2

[cueball]

cHaRmInG.

[cueball]

[That was sarcasm by the way.
Oh good, I reverted to my regular typing for the time being.
I'll take advantage of the moment.
It isn't so much odd because of the replacement, but only because of circumstances you cannot understand or correctly fathom at the given moment.
That is why I remarked on the oddity.]

[ihateyouetc]

9k, that's g99d.
that's a little 6etter.
typing like gamzee isn't as weird.
it's still pretty weird 6ut it's not as 6ad as it c9uld be, i guess.

it's great t9 6e behind the alpha timeline.

[ihateyouetc]

wait.
what are you talking a69ut?
this is just the island fucking shit up and making me type like a d9uche.
there's nothing significant a69ut this other than the fact it's pissing me 9ff.

sure is

[cueball]

You Speak As If I Can Control What My Text Comes Out As.
Look Now I Am Typing Like Ms. Maryam.
In Any Case There Is Something Significant About It.
If I Told You It Would Only Invite More Questions That I Don't Care To Answer.
If The Alpha Timeline Dictates That You Will Understand Then There Is Nothing To Worry About For The Time Being.

[ihateyouetc]

ooo la la~
l99k at this fancy m9therfucker exercising his 6ullshit "kn9wledge" privilege 9ver the less-informed!
what the fuck ever. i don't even care.
y9u're pr96a6ly just saying this to fuck with me again and this time it's not g9ing to w9rk.
fuck y9u.