Anthony J. Crowley (
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thoughtformed2012-09-21 10:47 pm
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[Audio from a vibrant red, green and black Parrot]
All right, well. As you may have come to the conclusion of by now
[Though considering his Captain and Crewmates, possibly not]
My excursion to the HMS Norman Conquest did not go quite as according to plan as I had hoped.
I may be a bit delayed in getting back to the ship. According to the oh so accommodating commodore, delayed indefinitely.
Accommodating Commodore. Now there is an interesting pair of words.
Well I say, down with the ship and blast them to timbers, mateys. Let's show them who
[At "who" the parrot cocks it's head at the listener and flutters off to the next unsuspecting recipient, as if it thinks maybe that was the wrong person.]
[Though considering his Captain and Crewmates, possibly not]
My excursion to the HMS Norman Conquest did not go quite as according to plan as I had hoped.
I may be a bit delayed in getting back to the ship. According to the oh so accommodating commodore, delayed indefinitely.
Accommodating Commodore. Now there is an interesting pair of words.
Well I say, down with the ship and blast them to timbers, mateys. Let's show them who
[At "who" the parrot cocks it's head at the listener and flutters off to the next unsuspecting recipient, as if it thinks maybe that was the wrong person.]
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Crap now he's missing two crew members and Shepard's going to be on him if he figures out who Crowley was doing that for. What is he supposed to do-
Why this parrot singing. Everything about this parrot is wrong. He really hopes it keeps relaying messages. ]
You want us to fire on it?