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[turianrenegade]

Hopefully we've all settled back down after that bizarre sudden history lesson in old human piracy, so it's time to get back down to business around here.

Basically, the police department is seriously lacking in manpower now. So consider this an open invite, or recruitment, message to anyone on the island who might be interested. If you at least know which end of a gun the bullets come out of, head down to the station to talk to Shepard.

If it helps, there's a signing bonus up for grabs for the first three people. Who doesn't enjoy an extra incentive, hm?

Comments

[mindoirsurvivor]

Speaking of incentives, have you found anyone making beer you can drink yet?

[turianrenegade]

Unfortunately not yet. But Parker's pretty smart, he might be able to do it.

...wait, can an underage kid make alcohol? Legally? Hm.

[mindoirsurvivor]

Well, I know it's not legal for him to drink it or sell it. No idea about brewing.

I'll look it up.

[turianrenegade]

Is this "corrupting the youth" or "indulging a brilliant mind"?

[mindoirsurvivor]

Who says the two have to be mutually exclusive?

The beer is half the point of movie night, anyway.

[turianrenegade]

True, true. Where's Mordin when you need him? He and Parker could probably solve this in an afternoon.

[mindoirsurvivor]

He's probably performing in another musical somewhere.