five | this video includes a bunny

[thneed]

[ is that a guitar? must be a once-ler post ]

Halloween is coming up and here you can't assume,
That the stores will have that quality costume
But look not to a store and look to me
'Cause I'll customize one that's the best it can be!

Want to be a princess? I'll make you a gown.
Fully detailed, fluffy, and with a crown.
A suit fully tailored to be a fancy man
Or a realistic Pharaoh-- Make it I can.
Look like food, pinata, a famous rockstar
Have a costume of a robot transformed to a car.
Be it a doctor, sheriff, ballerina, a cat
Any kind of costume with a big silly hat-

I'll sew it, knit it, make props all for you
All for a price of 15.92~~ do do do.

[ and done! he puts the guitar aside and clears his throat ]

Ehem, so! Here is my assistant, Mister Peaches, with an example in little pet form. [ holds up a tiny bunny. the bunny is wearing a very detailed astronaut suit ] Isn't he the cutest little guy you ever saw~?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

is taht a rabbit in a suit
thatsjust weird

[thneed]

I think you meant 'adorable' not weird.

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[coimiceoir]

Are they all made out of those thneed things?

[vdova]

That seems awfully inexpensive.

[thneed]

Nah, they're just regular fabric and stuff.

You can use a thneed for a costume though.

[fuckincakewake]

mayeb
think frigglish wants to meet him

[thneed]

...It does? You think I should've made it higher? I like to keep things affordable.

[thneed]

Frigglish?

[fuckincakewake]

my cat
he was uor chaperone on the date

[vdova]

I think that depends on the quality.

[thneed]

Oh! Right right! The cat. Sure, bring him over. They could be animal friends.

[thneed]

The quality is exquisite.

[dontmccallmyname]

It's a bunny!

[vdova]

Are you underselling your skill, then?

[thneed]

Yes, it is! Good observation.

[thneed]

....

Am I?

[vdova]

I'd have to see your work to tell you.

[fuckincakewake]

tehy will be bffestiessss

[dontmccallmyname]

Yeah, thanks! You shouldn't leave it in the costume too long, it'll get annoyed.

[thneed]

You want to see it? Uh... Well I make everything I wear- And the little astronaut bunny suit. And my curtains and the rug and I redid the furnishing on the couch. [ pointing around the room behind him ] The lampshade, the throw pillows, the chair-

I don't have a full costume to show off though yet. Should I make one and then you could tell me?

[badnewsboy]

Is the song a Midgardian tradition as well?

[badnewsboy]

Or perhaps the rabbit is just hiding its shame?

[vdova]

[ She's very visibly impressed by that, and she raises an eyebrow, tilting her head to the side. ] I'd be willing to pay you more than your asking price for a costume, if you'd like.

[thneed]

Midgardian? Don't know what that means but this song in particular is just mine and new so it wouldn't be any kind of tradition.

And he is not. He's being an astronaut.

[thneed]

They'll be what? [ what is that word even ]