five | this video includes a bunny

[thneed]

[ is that a guitar? must be a once-ler post ]

Halloween is coming up and here you can't assume,
That the stores will have that quality costume
But look not to a store and look to me
'Cause I'll customize one that's the best it can be!

Want to be a princess? I'll make you a gown.
Fully detailed, fluffy, and with a crown.
A suit fully tailored to be a fancy man
Or a realistic Pharaoh-- Make it I can.
Look like food, pinata, a famous rockstar
Have a costume of a robot transformed to a car.
Be it a doctor, sheriff, ballerina, a cat
Any kind of costume with a big silly hat-

I'll sew it, knit it, make props all for you
All for a price of 15.92~~ do do do.

[ and done! he puts the guitar aside and clears his throat ]

Ehem, so! Here is my assistant, Mister Peaches, with an example in little pet form. [ holds up a tiny bunny. the bunny is wearing a very detailed astronaut suit ] Isn't he the cutest little guy you ever saw~?

Comments

[fuckincakewake]

is taht a rabbit in a suit
thatsjust weird

[thneed]

I think you meant 'adorable' not weird.

[fuckincakewake]

mayeb
think frigglish wants to meet him

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

Are they all made out of those thneed things?

[thneed]

Nah, they're just regular fabric and stuff.

You can use a thneed for a costume though.

[Audio]

[coimiceoir]

What do you need to dress up for? Is there going to be a ceremony?

[vdova]

That seems awfully inexpensive.

[thneed]

...It does? You think I should've made it higher? I like to keep things affordable.

[vdova]

I think that depends on the quality.

[dontmccallmyname]

It's a bunny!

[thneed]

Yes, it is! Good observation.

[badnewsboy]

Is the song a Midgardian tradition as well?

[badnewsboy]

Or perhaps the rabbit is just hiding its shame?

[sunflowersister]

[ applause for the music! ]

That sounds like a really creative idea!

[thneed]

[ an applause! :D ]

Thank you! I thought it was.

[riseup]

would you give us a group discount since dave is one of your employees?
because i have an idea.

[thneed]

Maybe.
What's your idea?

[librariansheart]

Oh my goodness, he's adorable! What is it that he's wearing?

[thneed]

A spacesuit. He's an astronaut.

[maiditoutalive]

wow
it sure didnt take you long to get sick of selling pizza

[thneed]

Nobody said I wasn't still selling pizza.

backdated to 10/17

[detectivewonder]

I might have a few commissions for you. Do you work with leather, or just fabric?

Also, can you take the baby tonight? I've got midterms to study for, and I work a late shift.

[thneed]

I could do leather if you needed leather.

And sure, no problem.

[the_cat]

[ After that riveting performance, can you guess what this little lady's about to ask? Can you? Can you? Well, it goes a little something like this: ]

So, this Hall-oh-wheen thing, it's some kind of weird make-believe ball native to New Moore?

[thneed]

[ That's not a purchase! You're doing it wrong. ]

Halloween. It's a not-so-weird fun make-believe candy-grabbing scary-thing-celebrating tradition native to everywhere. And sometimes there is a ball.