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[ is that a guitar? must be a once-ler post ]

Halloween is coming up and here you can't assume,
That the stores will have that quality costume
But look not to a store and look to me
'Cause I'll customize one that's the best it can be!

Want to be a princess? I'll make you a gown.
Fully detailed, fluffy, and with a crown.
A suit fully tailored to be a fancy man
Or a realistic Pharaoh-- Make it I can.
Look like food, pinata, a famous rockstar
Have a costume of a robot transformed to a car.
Be it a doctor, sheriff, ballerina, a cat
Any kind of costume with a big silly hat-

I'll sew it, knit it, make props all for you
All for a price of 15.92~~ do do do.

[ and done! he puts the guitar aside and clears his throat ]

Ehem, so! Here is my assistant, Mister Peaches, with an example in little pet form. [ holds up a tiny bunny. the bunny is wearing a very detailed astronaut suit ] Isn't he the cutest little guy you ever saw~?

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so now hes a spy

He monitors behavior to determine their worthiness of gifts. He's not a spy.

that sounds like spying on people to me

No. It's different because it's not a secret he's watching.

im sorry
allow me to find a different terms
how about stalking

Stalkers do it for creepy reasons! He's watching to give you gifts once a year.

i dont want gifts from someone i dont know

Good. He doesn't bring people gifts if they don't want them.

he can give them to somebody else hes been spying on

He's not a spy but he'll bring them to someone else.

hes definitely spying
you cannot rationalize it away

He's not spying. He's monitoring.
Like a probation officer for naughtiness.

you are really not making this sound any better
at all

[ dragging his hands down his face ]

I'm sorry, Santa. I made you sound like a criminal.

im sure since hes spying on you he will hear you and forgive you for revealing his secret

Right- No. He's not a spy.

i dont know how you can even try to argue that he isnt a spy

If you're a spy, you're supposed to be inconspicuous! He's completely out in the open about his operation.

i didnt say he was a very good spy

I guess spy is better than stalker.

the two are not mutually exclusive at all

They are in Santa's case.

ok
we are done here

Ah ha! I won.

no
i just am tired of how stupid this conversation has gotten

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