five | this video includes a bunny

[thneed]

[ is that a guitar? must be a once-ler post ]

Halloween is coming up and here you can't assume,
That the stores will have that quality costume
But look not to a store and look to me
'Cause I'll customize one that's the best it can be!

Want to be a princess? I'll make you a gown.
Fully detailed, fluffy, and with a crown.
A suit fully tailored to be a fancy man
Or a realistic Pharaoh-- Make it I can.
Look like food, pinata, a famous rockstar
Have a costume of a robot transformed to a car.
Be it a doctor, sheriff, ballerina, a cat
Any kind of costume with a big silly hat-

I'll sew it, knit it, make props all for you
All for a price of 15.92~~ do do do.

[ and done! he puts the guitar aside and clears his throat ]

Ehem, so! Here is my assistant, Mister Peaches, with an example in little pet form. [ holds up a tiny bunny. the bunny is wearing a very detailed astronaut suit ] Isn't he the cutest little guy you ever saw~?

Comments

[vdova]

Actually, yes. I need two. Cat and mouse. The cat is for me, the mouse is for a friend.

[thneed]

Are you leaning more towards mascot-y or catlady? What color?

[vdova]

Catlady, if you don't mind. Same for him. As for color... black for me, white for him?

[thneed]

Black cat, white mouse. You got it! I'll need some measurements from the both of you and I can have it all ready for Halloween or as soon as you need it if you need it before then.

[vdova]

Just let me know what you need, and I'll get it to you as soon as I can.

[thneed]

Okay great! I'll set you a list and you put the sizes in.

I swear it'll look amazing when they're done.

[vdova]

Thank you.

[thneed]

No, thank you!

[ontheropes]

...hey wait a minute.

[vdova]

You don't want to be a mouse?

[ontheropes]

Less that and more "first I've heard of this."

[vdova]

I was going to tell you when they were done.

[ontheropes]

My point still stands.

[vdova]

Surprise.

[ontheropes]

You have an interesting take on "surprises," sweetheart.

[vdova]

I have no idea what you're talking about, мой дорогой.

[ontheropes]

Of course you don't, Солнышко моё.

[vdova]

I am shocked and appalled you think that I would ever be so devious, Ласковая моя!

[ontheropes]

Sweet little Natalia, being devious? Who would have thought!

[vdova]

I am an innocent and delicate flower, Comrade Barnes.

[ontheropes]

That you are, Милая моя. Although do I really want to ask why I'm the mouse in this affair?

[vdova]

Because it's much more fun if I'm pouncing you.

[ontheropes]

...I can agree with that.

[vdova]

I thought you would.

[ontheropes]

Any excuse to eat cheese.