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PRETEND I POSTED THIS 10/18/12 BECAUSE I MEANT TO AND I FORGOT.

OK, OK.
I KNOW THE OTHER NAMES I PICKED WERE KIND OF STUPID.
ESPECIALLY TROLL SARAH JESSICA PARKER.
I MEAN HOLY SHIT.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING???
WHY DID I HAVE AN OPINION ON HER AND SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT HER.
I'M NOT GOING TO INSULT HER OR ANYTHING BUT I THINK I WAS JUST BEING CONTRARY.
ANYWAY I KNOW YOU STOPPED LISTENING TO ME BUT HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE.
I THINK I'VE GOT IT THIS TIME.
WHAT ABOUT DREW BARRYMORE.

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WHAT THE UNMITIGATED FUCK.

WHY DO I KNOW THAT????????????

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT'S SOMETHING I JUST REMEMBERED FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE.
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT'S SOMETHING I JUST REMEMBERED FROM THE ALPHA TIMELINE.

UGH. FORGET IT.
I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT THIS.

BACK TO WHAT ACTUALLY MATTERS!
THERE WAS A REASON FOR ME FREAKING OUT. I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT IT IS RIGHT NOW BUT WHEN I THINK OF IT I'LL TELL YOU.
I KNOW WHEN I WAS FREAKING OUT I HAD A REALLY GOOD REASON TO BE FREAKING OUT.
AND TO BE FRANK WITH YOU THAT WASN'T EVEN A FULL-SCALE FREAKOUT.
IT WASN'T ANYWHERE NEAR AS BAD AS THE LAST ONE I HAD AND THAT ONE WASN'T EVEN BAD EITHER.
I WOULDN'T EVEN STAY UP FOR TWO WEEKS TO SPITE HIM. WHY SHOULD I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT SPITING HIM.
HE'S A COMPLETE NON-ISSUE AND I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FEELINGS ON HIM IN ANY REGARD OTHER THAN THE FACT HE'S ONE SMUG SHIT.
THE PRETENTIOUS CAFFEINATED BEVERAGE DIDN'T EVEN WAKE ME UP SINCE I WAS ALREADY AWAKE.
HOW COULD IT WAKE ME UP IF I WAS ALREADY AWAKE?
SO FUCK YOU, YOU'RE A HUMAN DOG, ETC.

ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, I THINK I'M DOING PRETTY WELL.

I WAS JUST KIND OF QUIET FOR A LITTLE WHILE ONCE I REALIZED THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DRINK BECAUSE I STILL DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO MAKE OF IT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK.
THERE WAS NO TRICK, JOHN.

NO TRICK AT ALL.
BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THERE WON'T BE.

HE'S UP TO SOMETHING.

oh.
wow.
ok.

dude, did you try to bite off dave's cape on the meteor?
you did, didn't you????????
heheheh, you guys are tools.

wait. seriously?
you really thought there would be a trick?
dave doesn't really trick people.
it isn't his thing.
in fact, it is my thing.
tricking people isn't ironic enough for him.

what did you think would happen?
was the drink going to turn into a jack-in-the-box, pop up and punch you in the face?
or was it made with pepper instead of coffee?
was the whip cream really shaving cream?
did you think he peed in it?

no, because dave is not a MASTER PRANKSTER and none of those things would have occurred to him.
he wasn't even engaging you in a passive-aggressive friendship war.
that would be rose's thing.

sounds to me like it was a normal drink and dave was just being the friendly guy that he is.
in conclusion: he isn't up to anything.
the most shocking revelation yet!!!

NO.
I DON'T THINK I BIT THE STUPID CAPE FOR NO REASON.
I MEAN I KNOW I BIT IT BUT IF I JUST WENT AROUND BITING IT FOR NO REASON THAT WOULD BE AN UNPRECEDENTED LEVEL OF RIDICULOUSNESS.
HE WASN'T LETTING ME DRAW A GRID???
I THINK WE WERE FIGHTING OVER A PEN.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED THERE???

Edited (CHANGING MY PRIVATE WORDS BECAUSE REDUNDANCY.) 2012-10-23 03:05 (UTC)

OK, YOU KNOW WHAT.
I'M JUST GOING TO DO THE RATIONAL THING HERE.
I'M JUST GOING TO.
I'M JUST GOING.
OK, I'M.
NO.
THIS IS GOOD.
WHAT I REMEMBERED I MEAN.
NOT THE ACTUAL EVENT BUT THAT I REMEMBERED SOMETHING SINCE THIS MEANS

Edited (PRIVATELY CHANGING ICONS.) 2012-10-23 02:54 (UTC)

WAIT, NO.
FORGET IT.
I'LL COME BACK TO THIS LATER.

I DIDN'T THINK HE DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT, OK???
THERE ARE ANY AMOUNT OF TRICKS HE COULD PULL WITHOUT RESORTING TO PRANKS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
LIKE MAYBE HE'S TRYING TO WEAR ME DOWN, JOHN.
MAYBE HE'S ACTUALLY GOING TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT THREAT OF THROWING ME INTO THE OCEAN.
NOT THAT I SEE HOW THAT'S PLAUSIBLE IN ANY WAY BUT THE FACT REMAINS: I THINK HE'S FUCKING ME.

WITH ME.

OK, THAT JUST INTRODUCED A WHOLE NEW VENUE OF MESSED UP OPTIONS.

LET ME REPHRASE THIS: I THINK HE'S JUST FUCKING WITH ME, OK?????????

a grid, huh?
i stand by what i said, you guys are huge tools.
but i get it.
that's awesome!
i am still waiting to remember anything past being on a boat.

heh.
heheheh.
ok, karkat.

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