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[garou]

[ Derek? Looks pissed. Granted, this isn't exactly unusual, but it's a more genuine expression of anger, this time. He's holding up a fairly generic card that says 'Happy Birthday' on it, between two fingers as though it's contracted the plague and will infect him if he touches it too much. ] Who sent this.

[ It's not a request for someone to tell him. It's an order. ]

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[stilestilinski]

...it's your birthday?

[garou]

[stilestilinski]

Do you want a present?

[duckface]

Oh, c'mon. Like nobody ever sent you a birthday card before.

[garou]

Everyone who knows it's my birthday today is dead.

[duckface]

I bet your parole office knows.

[dontmccallmyname]

Well, it wasn't me, so.

[dontmccallmyname]

But, uh. Happy birthday.

[garou]

It was Lydia.

[dontmccallmyname]

That was nice of her.

[sunflowersister]

Happy birthday, sweetie! Do you like strawberry or chocolate better?

[garou]

--Uh. Strawberry.

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[stilestilinski]

YOU BETTER EAT HER CAKE OR SHE'LL CRY

SOME TIME LATER

[sunflowersister]

I'll bring it right over!!

[perseverant]

... You might get more cards next year.

Happy birthday.

[garou]

I don't want them.

[perseverant]

Why not?

[cocaptained]

You're getting mad over a birthday card?

[garou]

Your girlfriend sent it.

[morethanasidekick]

Well hey there wolfman!

Why didn't you tell us it was your birthday?

I happen to be an ah-mazing party planner, if ya didn't know.

[Oh she is just asking for trouble today isn't she.]

[garou]

[ GROWL ] Because I don't celebrate.

[morethanasidekick]

[ GRIN ] What are you, Amish? Everybody has a reason to celebrate their birthday. For example. Hey, you're not dead!

[notjohnsmith]

Given the nature of this island, you should probably be grateful to have received nothing more dramatic than a card.

[garou]

It's pretty dramatic when no one here knows when it is.

[notjohnsmith]

Given the situation, that's demonstrably false.