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[ Audio clicks on. Canada clears his throat and when he speaks, he's very clearly confused. ]

Oh. Right. Well then?

Uh. I'm sorry, but I don't think I understand. Is there any way that I can -- go home, or...clear my....identity......? I've asked the nurses, but they've just -- I don't think they heard me...

[ He makes a frustrated noise. The confusion in his voice gives away to a deadpan. ]

I'm a few hundred years worth of relatively stable Independence too late to be having an existential crisis, eh?

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[amberwaves]

A crisis? Do you need assistance???

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America!! Am I glad to see y

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no thank you, America not officially. Where are you?

[amberwaves]

I'm on patrol. Are you sure everything is okay dude? Are you new? I can swing by in the squad car if there's a crisis.

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You're wh I've only been told that I'm a fictional character by a group of strangers, displaced on a tropical island of unknown place or origin is all. And now you're on patrol in a squad car???

[ ??????? ]

... yes, new might be the right word to use here.

[amberwaves]

Well yeah, some people here are from like comic books and movies but it turns out they were actually real all along or something! and I'm a cop, it's freaking sweet.

That's okay, you'll get used to it. What's your name, dude?

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[amberwaves]

Woah, I know it's a lot to take in, but it'll be okay!

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Canada.

My name is Canada.

[amberwaves]

No way dude, Canada is my bro!

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Dude, I'm your bro!

[amberwaves]

Are you some kind of imposter.

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Yes, America, I am not actually your brother who shared a border and a similar face with you for hundreds of years. I'm someone who sorely missed out on that opportunity. You've caught me. Where else to live this life than an identity erasing tropical island--

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No I'm not an imposter!!!

[amberwaves]

Okay then, chill the hell out, bro. Jeez, welcome to New Moore then I guess.

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Thanks?

[amberwaves]

No problem! This place is pretty cool, you'll probably like it here maybe. Like, two days after I got here we were attacked by monsters and it was so awesome maybe they'll show up for you, too

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Excuse me. Is this some sort of theme park?

[amberwaves]

No way, it's like an island under an energy shield bubble that nobody has figured out how to get off of. Not even the best scientists or the most genius of geniuses, bro. Like, Tony Stark can't even get out of here.

[rule_britannia]

Canada? Is that you, lad? God, not you as well, how many of us are they planning on dragging in here..

You're not having a crisis, you're-- Look, just tell me where you are.