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[terribubble]

)(---EY GUYS!
I'm not really sure )(ow I got )(ere but everyt)(ing looks R-E-EL -EXCITING now t)(at I'm not in t)(e )(uman )(ospital or w)(atever.
I s)(ould be going back, but I guess I can't even if I wanted to and t)(at's okay too.
I'm D-EAD anyways!
But t)(e w)(ole fictional t)(ing sounds pretty glubbing stupid if you ask me. I'm not going to believe a word of t)(at!
So let's be serious for a moment.
I'm Feferi, t)(e abdicated would be -Empress of Alternia.
My lusus told me I would be united races so maybe t)(is is a P-ERF-ECT opportunity! After all, we're all )(ere for a porpoise rig)(t?
Nice to meet -EV-ERYON-E.
We will all be very good fronds okay?

Comments

[squidissension]

fef

[terribubble]

-Eridan.

[squidissension]

so totally routine question
evverybody gets asked this and since im the first comment figures it fall to me
not fishin for nothin
wwhats the last thing you remember

[terribubble]

Did you miss t)(e part w)(ere I said I was D--EAD or are you just too stupid to read properly?

[ yes, she's mocking. ]

[squidissension]

i skimmed it
okay wwell that answwers my question

[terribubble]

You skimmed it.
W)(atever.
Well? W)(at do you )(ave to say for yourself?

[maiditoutalive]

there you are!
its about time you came back
you missed out on the party
and halloween

[terribubble]

ARADIA! You're alive now too!
But w)(at do you mean came back? 38O
More importantly w)(at's )(alloween?
It sounds super ---EXCITING!
Glub glub glub.
I can't believe I missed all t)(e fun stuff. 38(
I would )(ave been rayday to party!

[maiditoutalive]

you were here before for a little while
its pretty common so i wouldnt worry about it
i was too but i dont remember a thing
but its good that youre back again!
halloween is this human death holiday where you put on costumes and go around demanding candy from people and then they give it to you
and then we had a party that has something to do with human school
unfortunately you will probably have to go to school too and that is fairly boring but the party was nice
everybody put on fancy clothes and then we danced all night and someone got murdered
it was very interesting
but im sure we will get to have a couple more parties soon
it seems to be a thing around here

[terribubble]

I'm not entirely sure )(ow to feel about all of t)(at, but most of it seemed good!
I )(ope we )(ave anot)(er party soon.
Sc)(ool mig)(t not be t)(at bad eit)(er, but I guess I'll )(ave to see for myself.
If it's terribubble at least we can stick TOGET)(-ER!

[maiditoutalive]

nobody really can make you go if you dont want to
they say there are going to be consequences but its nothing like getting culled or getting thrown in prison

[sunflowersister]

Oh, you're back! It's nice to see you again, dear.

[sunflowersister]

Or rather, nice to meet you again?

[terribubble]

It's anot)(er )(uman besides t)(e ones from t)(e stupid )(osptial!
Does t)(at mean Jade is )(ere too?
I don't remember you t)(oug)(, but I guess you already know t)(at.
But I t)(ink I would remember meeting you.
Did I )(it my )(ead or somet)(ing? 38\

[hawkingbird]

Dead? Did I read that right?

[terribubble]

Yup! I was dead but I guess I am not anemonemore!

[hawkingbird]

This seems to happen a lot.

[terribubble]

Really?
I guess it isn't very special )(ere t)(en.
It would )(ave been fine if I didn't come )(ere, but t)(is is nice too!

[hawkingbird]

Don't think that way. I know your friends are very happy to have you here. I know if I could have my friend back here, I'd be overjoyed.

[allons_y_alonso]

Feferi Peixes! Brilliant!

All right, you're going to hear a lot of this, so, a quick summary: no-one ever remembers visiting this island before, but a lot of people have come and gone. Actually, I can only think of one person who's come and gone as much as you have! I know it's a little awkward to have a lot of strangers acting like old friends, but, well, you were very popular and we've all missed you.

Right. Sums that up! I'm the Doctor, and I'm your history teacher at the school!

[terribubble]

Doctor?
T)(at's a silly name, but it is nice to meet you.
And it's okay, I'm sure I will get used to it.
It is nice to know I was POPULAR. 38P
I don't really completely understand it yet but t)(at still sounds --EXCITING! I'm prawnsitively )(ooked!
O)(, and I've never )(ad a )(uman teac)(er before. Does t)(is mean I'll be learning about )(uman )(istory? 38O.

[allons_y_alonso]

I've got a unit on Alternia coming up, but other than that, mostly Earth history!

Although I suppose I should tell you; you still don't have a human teacher. Well, you do. But not for history class.

[terribubble]

O)( my cod! R-EALLY? Sign me up rig)(t away!
Does t)(is mean you're a troll t)(en?
T)(at still seems a little suspicious. 38/
You're not )(uman?

[allons_y_alonso]

Not a troll, either. Had to get Karkat to help me put the curriculum together. I'm a Time Lord. More or less the same on the outside as a human, I admit, but different metabolic structure altogether. Two hearts, more radiation tolerance, things like that.

SUPER BACKDATING POWERS ACTIVATE

[pelagically]

And that makes three.