Flash Mob Turkeys

[billionairephilanthropist]

I am thankful for kill switches ,alcohol, Iron Cat's agility, Barnaby's distractive capabilities, alcohol, beautiful women, an end to Macy's parades, and alcohol. Mostly the alcohol.

[Private Text to Bruce]
Hey, Dale.

We missed you at the party. How can you leave all these prime alcoholic suspects without a sober guardian?

[Private Text post to all Avengers and Co. approximately 25 minutes later.]

Anyone have eyes on Banner? It may be the eggnog hitting me, but he's either slipped deeper or we have a problem. Saddle up, buckos.  We're about to play hide and seek.

JARVIS is not getting a read on his phone.

Cap. Have you-

Has anyone seen him today?

Comments

[amberwaves]

Macy's Parades are awesome omg.

[billionairephilanthropist]

They have been really touchy ever since I accidentally put a hole or two in Snoopy.

[amberwaves]

KDSJfdkdfdkj HAHA! Okay, now that I would have liked to have seen.

[billionairephilanthropist]

You would think they would have been more thankful about me saving the rest of the parade, but they were furious about me 'killing' Snoopy. I didn't hear the end of it from Pepper for a week.

If they have such a problem getting it back up, they should try some of the blue pills. I should send a gift basket of those to Asgard for Rock of Ages.

[sagittarium]

Iron Cat? What in the world is an Iron Cat?