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thoughtformed2012-11-22 11:57 pm
billionairephilanthropist) wrote in thoughtformed2012-11-22 11:57 pm
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I am thankful for kill switches ,alcohol, Iron Cat's agility, Barnaby's distractive capabilities, alcohol, beautiful women, an end to Macy's parades, and alcohol. Mostly the alcohol.
[Private Text to Bruce]
Hey, Dale.
We missed you at the party. How can you leave all these prime alcoholic suspects without a sober guardian?
[Private Text post to all Avengers and Co. approximately 25 minutes later.]
Anyone have eyes on Banner? It may be the eggnog hitting me, but he's either slipped deeper or we have a problem. Saddle up, buckos. We're about to play hide and seek.
JARVIS is not getting a read on his phone.
Cap. Have you-
Has anyone seen him today?
[Private Text to Bruce]
Hey, Dale.
We missed you at the party. How can you leave all these prime alcoholic suspects without a sober guardian?
[Private Text post to all Avengers and Co. approximately 25 minutes later.]
Anyone have eyes on Banner? It may be the eggnog hitting me, but he's either slipped deeper or we have a problem. Saddle up, buckos. We're about to play hide and seek.
JARVIS is not getting a read on his phone.
Has anyone seen him today?
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If they have such a problem getting it back up, they should try some of the blue pills. I should send a gift basket of those to Asgard for Rock of Ages.