What's the point...

[allons_y_alonso]

 ...in having a birthday if you don't even get the day off work for it?

Comments

[allons_y_alonso]

Nine hundred and nine, more or less. It's rather...

[His face lights up at the sight of the thneed, and he picks it up immediately, stretching it in various directions.]

This is brilliant! A perfect example of a ... actually... what is it, exactly?

[thneed]

Wow. You're so ol- ..experienced!

[ And now he's beaming. Brilliant! It got called brilliant. ]

It's a thneed! A thneed is a fine-something-that-all-people-need! It's whatever you want it to be. It's got a million uses, is softer than silk, and smells like butterfly milk because it's made from one-hundred percent truffula tuft. I knit them myself. [ There's a lot of enthusiastic nodding here. yes yes. ]

[allons_y_alonso]

That's fantastic! Never had one before, wonder how I got along without, really.

[Totally sincere.]

[thneed]

[ VICTORY ]

I knew you'd like it!

[allons_y_alonso]

Good on you! What are you drinking, we clearly need another of those.

[thneed]

What am I dri- Huh. I don't know! What's a good thing to drink? I never really do so I'm kind of clueless here.

let me go summon us a bartender

[allons_y_alonso]

I was wondering myself! Bartender!

[The Doctor waves enthusiastically.]