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[perseverant]

I need everyone who's able and willing. We have another kidnapping.

Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.

I promise we'll find him.

Comments

REALLY RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNIQUE.
HOW UNIQUE CAN A FOUR GET BEFORE IT STOPS BEING A FOUR???

Reply to the really relevant text message.

[badnewsboy]

1/2 OF REALLY RELEVANT TEXT MESSAGE REPLIES.

[ihateyouetc]

WHAT

NO ONE EVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED ANOTHER TEXT MESSAGE WAS GOING TO FOLLOW THAT 1/2 MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

OK, NONE OF THOSE ARE FOURS.
THE ARROW IS JUST POINTING TO THE RIGHT. IT ISN'T DIRECTED AT ANYTHING.
THE ONLY THING I CAN TELL IS IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TRYING TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE BECAUSE IT WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT CLUCKBEAST CLAW PRINT.

We are now text messaging buddies

[badnewsboy]

One is a four. I can give you a hint, it's not the arrow.

THIS IS THE WORST TYPE OF BUDDY TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY IS THE ARROW EVEN THERE??????
WHAT THE HELL.
EACH ONE OF THOSE THINGS HAS FOUR PRONGS.
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE GETTING AT???

Hey there buddy, a text message

[badnewsboy]

All new language must come from somewhere.