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[perseverant]

I need everyone who's able and willing. We have another kidnapping.

Teddie, are you ready? We need your nose. Everyone who knows Doctor Banner, please give me all the information that you can.

I promise we'll find him.

Comments

THE FUNNY PART IS HE'S HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITHOUT KNOWING WHO YOU ARE TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

WHY WOULD THAT CHANGE ANYTHING.
IF HE'S GOING TO DO SOMETHING HE'S GOING TO DO IT.

Anonymous text message—oh wait it's just Loki

[badnewsboy]

It changes the way that you prepare yourself. You know, from death.

NOTHING MORE MYSTERIOUS IN THE WORLD OTHER THAN THIS TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

OH SHIT.
THIS IS WHERE I ASK WHO HE IS, RIGHT.

Text message to solve such wonderous mystery

[badnewsboy]

If I've set it up appropriately. Ah, it seems I have.

THIS IS THE TOKEN QUESTION TEXT MESSAGE.

[ihateyouetc]

DAMMIT, JUST HURRY UP AND TELL ME WHATEVER IT IS YOU WANT TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS GUY.

OK ANSWERING YOUR TEXT MESSAGE

[badnewsboy]

That man is Magneto, he's a mutant. I bet you can guess what kind of mutation he has based on his name!

MUTANT MEANS SOMETHING ELSE TO THIS GUY TEXT MESSAGE

[ihateyouetc]

HAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT
IS THAT IT
WHO CARES IF HE'S A MUTANT.
SO WHAT IF HE KNOWS HOW MAGNETS WORK.
IS HE OUT TO IMPRESS A JUGGALO OR SOMETHING?
THAT'S THE ONLY TIME I NEED TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THAT.