05.

[cueball]

Would you like to make a contract with me?
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Comments

[cueball]

I have a feeling you are trying to sucker me into something devious.
I rather just have pie.

[fuckincakewake]

cant it be pie and devisiousness
anyway im not as two faced as u
i dont ducker ppl
*sucker

[cueball]

You already said you might toss me.
I can teleport but I prefer not to be tossed.

[fuckincakewake]

u might like it

[cueball]

I don't think I will.
But thank you for the offer regardless.

[fuckincakewake]

whatevr
lets put some of this pumspkin pie in ur tiny cat belly

[cueball]

Ok.
I will be there as soon as I finish typing this.

[cueball]

[And then he was there.

Are you already there Roxy.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Fuck yeah, she's gonna get you the biggest pie they got! ]

[cueball]

[It better be big. Hurry up and serve him pie. He needs to experience the human emotion* know as "good food".

* - "good food" is not actually an emotion.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Sets the pie on the floor at Doc Scratch's little paw feet. It's a pretty sizable pie, especially for a tiny cabbit. ]

I guess you don't need a fork or anything, huh.

[cueball]

No I don't. [He says without opening his mouth, just like a real hellspawn.] But it would help if you cut it up and fed me it with a fork.

[just

saiyan.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Creepy. ]

Sure.

[ Fishes around in her purse for some old disposable fork. So what if it's dirty, deal with it dude. Havng a hard time cutting a pie with a plastic fork, finally scoops out a lopsided pieces and holds it out to Scratchcat. ]

You have to open your mouth.

[cueball]

[Open...mouth? Is that something he can do. he never had a mouth before. This is just too weird! After a few seconds of trying to figure out how to open his mouth he finally does it. It's green. Hope you like green mouths.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Oh that's kind cute. Little laugh, reaches out with her free hand to put her fingers in the little green mouth, pry it open wider. ]

Bigger, bigger! Stupid, it's a big bite, say 'Ah'!

[cueball]

[Scratch almost gets the urge to bite down when she tries to pry his mouth open. It isn't really a comfortable feeling at all. But he restrains himself and simply does his best to flex his jaws (wow he has a jaw) and open up wider.]

[fuckincakewake]

[ Good he didn't bite, she'd throw you across the room. Those weren't empty scruff threats. Satisfied with this, Roxy takes her fingers out and shoves the forkful of pie into his little mouth. That's too big of a bite for a person mouth, let alone a little kitty mouth. ]

See! Yum!

[cueball]

[Roxy. This slice is way too big.

Scratch can't even properly chew it, let alone swallow it. So it just. Stays in his mouth and he is completely frozen too. Just with his mouth wide open, holding a slice of pumpkin pie in it.

Roxy. Why.]