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[cawmemaybe]

is there like
a specific way of sitting you have to adhere to while wearing a skirt
cause im wearing lace panties down there and i dont want anyone seeing a peep
thats a privilege you get if you pay



[ ooc. he's like. akemi homura except more orange. ]

Comments

[sunflowersister]

Knees together, dear.

[cawmemaybe]

what if my knees dont wanna touch each other

[sunflowersister]

Well they're your knees, generally they do what you tell them to do.

[cawmemaybe]

not this time man
its like they have a mind of their own

video, because he can't figure out texting

[alwaysimpure]

Tried crossing your legs?

unfortunately dspry is too shy to show off his magical girl digs so textings forever B(

[cawmemaybe]

its uncomfortable as fuck
i think the skirts too short

and video back, because what is this texting? why don't people use owls?!

[alwaysimpure]

...

Don't know what to tell you, mate.

Take it off?

dspry would totally use owls if sirius tells him yes. birds are his friends (not really)

[cawmemaybe]

i dunno man
id look like im wearing a pugsuit
thats not cool

oh good, now he just needs to find owls

[alwaysimpure]

...afraid now you're going to have to describe your outfit or show me.

better hop to it, mister black.

[cawmemaybe]

it might cost ya

operation owl initiated...

[alwaysimpure]

If you don't, I'll just have to imagine.

It can't be worth than my imagination.

hell yes.

[cawmemaybe]

how bad can it be dude
give me a rough estimate so i know how high my embarrassment levels should be
hint: the right answer is in the negative levels

[alwaysimpure]

To be fair, I think you should just own it.

But then, I have nice legs.

[cawmemaybe]

nice legs my ass
bet youve got knees that touch each other all the time

[alwaysimpure]

Damn, mate.

That must be the worst way anyone's ever asked me to spread my legs.

[cawmemaybe]

im freaking casanova what can i say
spread them nice and wide yo

[alwaysimpure]

So much pleasure doesn't come for free.

[notdogmatic]

How do you want to sit?

[cawmemaybe]

legs wide open
gotta feel the breeze

cry why am I playing a Clow Card?

[notdogmatic]

You should do as you Will.

because clow cards are cool!!

[cawmemaybe]

my will says i need to find some aj stat
trying to figure out this skirt business has me all kinds of mad thirsty

[notdogmatic]

Then that is what you should do.

[smellslikearmani]

Dude, if you figure that out, let me know.

[cawmemaybe]

got stuck with a skirt too??

[smellslikearmani]

Yeah.. and a hideous pair of heeled boots covered in pink glitter. I'm going to kill myself walking around in these things.

[cawmemaybe]

hahahaha are you shedding glitter all over the place
like every time you walk theres a trail of sparkles at your wake
typical magical girlness

[fuckincakewake]

how much

[cawmemaybe]

no

[fuckincakewake]

im askign for a friend
perv

[cawmemaybe]

youre the one asking
for "a friend"

[fuckincakewake]

fien
dont answer

[cawmemaybe]

i gave you an answer
its no

[encore_dueling]

Sit with your knees close together.
Or cross your ankles.
The alternative is camping out somewhere people wont see you.
For example the bathroom.

[cawmemaybe]

crossing my ankles sounds girly as fuck no offense
and im telling you man my knees dont wanna be together
like at all
theres an unstoppable force that wants to keep them wide apart
also the bathroom at school smells like putrid swamp gunk so
no thanks

[encore_dueling]

Crossing the ankles is an alternative to your knee problem.
Considering were all wearing miniskirts formfitting dresses and other female garments i doubt itll add to the femininity going around.
How embarrassing is the transformation for you?
You might be able to wait until it disappears into your regular clothes.

[cawmemaybe]

then id look like i really need to piss hella badly
look ma ive got some bladder problems cause im wearing a skirt thats too short to exist
i want my skinny hipster jeans back

[encore_dueling]

Well then why not cross one leg over the other if youre so against it?
Otherwise you may as well resign yourself to flashing people whenever you sit down.

[cawmemaybe]

time to show off the strider balls
hanging low and free

[roseate]

Gross.

[cawmemaybe]

my knight and twin balls hanging is gross youre right
i wish someone who wears this flimsy buttcape 99.9% of the time would tell me how to work it

[roseate]

Put on pants.

[cawmemaybe]

no

[maiditoutalive]

make sure you smooth it down before you sit back and front
so that it doesnt ride up and you dont sit on it awkwardly so that anything shows

[cawmemaybe]

skirts ride up??????
????????
??????????????
there arent enough question marks in the world what the fuck

[maiditoutalive]

depending on the style of skirt and the way you try to sit in it
yes it can be a problem
best circumvented by not wearing something too short but i am sure you did not get a say in that

[cawmemaybe]

hey man if i had a say in it thatd go against the stereotype
magical girls need this shortass stuff the shorter the better or whatever
how else are they going to be pantyshot their enemies to oblivion

[maiditoutalive]

i can see how that would provide the crucial element of surprise
nobody expects the panty shot
at the same time though it lacks the strategic advantage of providing any sort of protection to say the arteries in your legs
i am sure you look lovely though dave
do you prefer dave or davesprite?