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[alwaysimpure]

[Aren't you all lucky! You're being treated to an amazing view of the incredibly handsome - and equally talented - young Sirius Black as he beams for the camera, tosses his silky hair and makes his announcement. No, he's not under the influence of any event, he just really pretty much is a sparkling magical girl. Always.]

Hello, boys and girls!

Yours truly, Sirius Black, and my highly esteemed partner in crime, Mssr. Moony, perhaps known to some of you as Remus and to others as that astonishingly old bloke, have decided to open up a magic shop!

This past few days have shown that some of you are pretty fai... I mean, magically gifted. And pretty fairies. I'm not judging, just observing. Anyway, I just so happen to be - to put it modestly - one of the most promising young wizards of my time and since I'm no longer in prison, I might as well share that gift.

We still have to set up shop and figure out what services and items we can provide, but until then, please approach us with any and all magical wishes and needs, concerns and desire to partake in potentially dangerous experiments.


[This part is supposed to be private, but he fails.]

So. Moony, we're opening up a magic shop.

Comments

[raggedywizard]

You can try.

[Oh he knows how it sounds, but he is going to pretend he does not. Not giving you the satisfaction this time, Padfoot. Oh, okay fine.]

I'm not that easy.

[alwaysimpure]

[Ha! He knew you'd go for it.]

You know I'll still respect you after landing!

[raggedywizard]

I am not a one flight sort of wizard. You can not sweep me off my feet with a line like that.

[Marauding Gay Chicken is Best gay chicken]

[alwaysimpure]

What do I have to do to make you levitate?

Pull out the big wand?

[And everyone's a winner.]

[raggedywizard]

It is not the size of the wand, it is how you use it.

[alwaysimpure]

We can cross wands whenever you're ready.

[raggedywizard]

If you think you can compare, remember, I have more years experience on you now, too.

[alwaysimpure]

Oh, professor. I think that just calls for tutor lessons. In private.

I'm eager to learn.

[raggedywizard]

Sorry, bit busy building a business right now. Maybe some other time.

[alwaysimpure]

I win.

About to knock on your door, by the way.

[Apparating rules.]

[raggedywizard]

[That door that he's opening right now?]

Thanks for having the privacy to not apparate into the living room

It is almost like you matured.

[This is said with a grin and no actual conviction. Teasing you Padfoot. Teasing you as much as he can.]

[alwaysimpure]

Due to the foundation of honesty our friendship is now built on, I'm forced to say that the only reason I didn't apparate into your living room is because I couldn't recall the layout.

[Teasing right back, and marching past Remus into the room.]

What do you have to eat?

[raggedywizard]

Tea, but you can help yourself to what you find in the fridge. I know you will not have a problem with that.

[It is a teasing tone, but sincere as well. Whatever he has, Sirius is welcome to it. If it belongs to his roommate, he will worry about replacing it later.]

As part of the same foundation I am obligated to tell you that if you apparate in and out of here without notice, I can and will hex you.

[alwaysimpure]

What's yours is mine, those are the rules of friendship.

[He smirks as he heads for the kitchen, not very bothered with the threat.]

How much advance notice would you like, Moony?

[raggedywizard]

[Oh, so you are going to be that way, are you, Padfoot?]

A minute and a half.

[Amused grin, just going to close the door and watch Sirius wander around like he owns the place.]

[alwaysimpure]

[He has a fridge to go through! Now if only he could cook. Hmm...]

You'll get some kind of notice. Solemnly sworn.

[Those are the makings of a decent sandwich.]

We need a name for the shop.