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[Aren't you all lucky! You're being treated to an amazing view of the incredibly handsome - and equally talented - young Sirius Black as he beams for the camera, tosses his silky hair and makes his announcement. No, he's not under the influence of any event, he just really pretty much is a sparkling magical girl. Always.]

Hello, boys and girls!

Yours truly, Sirius Black, and my highly esteemed partner in crime, Mssr. Moony, perhaps known to some of you as Remus and to others as that astonishingly old bloke, have decided to open up a magic shop!

This past few days have shown that some of you are pretty fai... I mean, magically gifted. And pretty fairies. I'm not judging, just observing. Anyway, I just so happen to be - to put it modestly - one of the most promising young wizards of my time and since I'm no longer in prison, I might as well share that gift.

We still have to set up shop and figure out what services and items we can provide, but until then, please approach us with any and all magical wishes and needs, concerns and desire to partake in potentially dangerous experiments.

[This part is supposed to be private, but he fails.]

So. Moony, we're opening up a magic shop.

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Oh, very funny.

Can't take a compliment?

That isn't what this is about and you know it.

Would you rather be an ugly fairy?

[Yes. Yes, he knows.]

Oh my God will you just shut up.

It's not my fault you look cute in a skirt.

[Oh god Sirius he is so done with you.]

[Oh, come on, that is a national hero you're talking about.]

[YES, THIS NATION YOU TWAT.]

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Magic shop, huh? ♥

That's right, love.

Need some magic in your life?

It does sound like a lotta fun. What kind of stuff you got in mind?

A lot of things, really. Remus and me want to start experimenting with wand cores and tap on the magical potential of this world a bit, plus I'll be building myself a flying motorcycle and we'll come up with other gadgets.

Anything in particular you'd like?

... wait. Wands?

I might be able to help with the motorcycle part, but as for making it fly...

Yes. Ever heard of them?

Oh, you should help! I'm not that good with muggle mechanics, it will definitely go faster if you're there. And then I could take you for a ride.

Oh, sure, but in stories and such, but I ain't never thought... you know what, never mind. I seen a lotta things I ain't thought was real before.

Sounds lovely ♥

They are real where I come from. I can show mine to you, so you'll see they're real.

[Pulling out his wand. Let the shameless innuendo commence.]

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We are?

Yes.

You've got to help me figure out how.

Ah, So it's one of those plans.

[He gives a small, hidden grin, ducking his head slightly to hide his amusement.]

Well I'm not doing all the work for this one on my own. Think you might have to come over and help.

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I wasn't planning on leaving it all on you! That's an outrageously unfounded accusation.

Did you notice the many different kinds of magic this place has?

Unfounded? I may be older than you, but my memory has not suffered in the slightest.

But yes. I have noticed. It is really quite fascinating.

Need I point out in how many ways this is different from writing ten scrolls on goblin wars?

We should experiment with wand cores.

[Because why start simple?]

We will have to find some very different materials. I've seen no sign of dragons or phoenixes. There may be unicorns in this forest but they'll be difficult to find if there are any.

We could look for Kneazles or Kelpies, but the wands will be weak.

We'll have to experiment...

They do make wands with Veela hair, right? I'm pretty sure there are magical beings here, not just creatures. Part of how I got the shop idea.

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