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[alwaysimpure]

[Aren't you all lucky! You're being treated to an amazing view of the incredibly handsome - and equally talented - young Sirius Black as he beams for the camera, tosses his silky hair and makes his announcement. No, he's not under the influence of any event, he just really pretty much is a sparkling magical girl. Always.]

Hello, boys and girls!

Yours truly, Sirius Black, and my highly esteemed partner in crime, Mssr. Moony, perhaps known to some of you as Remus and to others as that astonishingly old bloke, have decided to open up a magic shop!

This past few days have shown that some of you are pretty fai... I mean, magically gifted. And pretty fairies. I'm not judging, just observing. Anyway, I just so happen to be - to put it modestly - one of the most promising young wizards of my time and since I'm no longer in prison, I might as well share that gift.

We still have to set up shop and figure out what services and items we can provide, but until then, please approach us with any and all magical wishes and needs, concerns and desire to partake in potentially dangerous experiments.


[This part is supposed to be private, but he fails.]

So. Moony, we're opening up a magic shop.

Comments

[alwaysimpure]

A lot of things, really. Remus and me want to start experimenting with wand cores and tap on the magical potential of this world a bit, plus I'll be building myself a flying motorcycle and we'll come up with other gadgets.

Anything in particular you'd like?

[hot4engines]

... wait. Wands?

I might be able to help with the motorcycle part, but as for making it fly...

[alwaysimpure]

Yes. Ever heard of them?

Oh, you should help! I'm not that good with muggle mechanics, it will definitely go faster if you're there. And then I could take you for a ride.

[hot4engines]

Oh, sure, but in stories and such, but I ain't never thought... you know what, never mind. I seen a lotta things I ain't thought was real before.

Sounds lovely ♥

[alwaysimpure]

They are real where I come from. I can show mine to you, so you'll see they're real.

[Pulling out his wand. Let the shameless innuendo commence.]

[hot4engines]

Oh, well. Looks nice and healthy.

[alwaysimpure]

Want to see what I can do with it?

[hot4engines]

I bet you're pretty talented with it.

[alwaysimpure]

One of the finest wizards of my time.

[hot4engines]

If'n you can make a motorcycle fly, I believe it.

[alwaysimpure]

That's not even the half of it, love.