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[Aren't you all lucky! You're being treated to an amazing view of the incredibly handsome - and equally talented - young Sirius Black as he beams for the camera, tosses his silky hair and makes his announcement. No, he's not under the influence of any event, he just really pretty much is a sparkling magical girl. Always.]

Hello, boys and girls!

Yours truly, Sirius Black, and my highly esteemed partner in crime, Mssr. Moony, perhaps known to some of you as Remus and to others as that astonishingly old bloke, have decided to open up a magic shop!

This past few days have shown that some of you are pretty fai... I mean, magically gifted. And pretty fairies. I'm not judging, just observing. Anyway, I just so happen to be - to put it modestly - one of the most promising young wizards of my time and since I'm no longer in prison, I might as well share that gift.

We still have to set up shop and figure out what services and items we can provide, but until then, please approach us with any and all magical wishes and needs, concerns and desire to partake in potentially dangerous experiments.

[This part is supposed to be private, but he fails.]

So. Moony, we're opening up a magic shop.

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We will have to find some very different materials. I've seen no sign of dragons or phoenixes. There may be unicorns in this forest but they'll be difficult to find if there are any.

We could look for Kneazles or Kelpies, but the wands will be weak.

We'll have to experiment...

They do make wands with Veela hair, right? I'm pretty sure there are magical beings here, not just creatures. Part of how I got the shop idea.

All right, but we will have to find some willing volunteers.

We do not exactly have our old resources around.

But that's the exciting part! We can figure out alternatives, create our own resources.

Maybe we can even figure out how this place works.

Sounds like we have a lot ahead of us. We should get started right away.

Where do you want to meet?

They've got a bank. We should take a loan, to start up the business.

I think we might need more of an idea to give them then 'magic shop' before they give us a loan, but we can give it a go.

I have more ideas. I was just keeping it simple for advertising.

Merlin, Moony, you already have more ideas, too!

I was thinking more along the lines of business ideas than product ones. Banks do like to know they will get their money back.

But with it being the two of us, I am sure we can convince them it is a brilliant idea.

I can make people want to give me money. I'm used to having a lot.

We can convince anyone of anything, Moony. I solemnly swear...

It is a good thing one of us has our feet on the ground, at least. All right. We should give it a go and then find something to eat. I am famished.

I'll pick you up.

Which reminds me that I need to get myself a motorcycle.

I have a feeling I know where that is headed.

Right up to the stars, Moony. Right to the stars.

Make sure to pack a helmet and some oxygen, in that case. Tell me all about your adventures in space, but do not expect me to join you.

That is one adventure I am opting out of while it is still possible.

You just wait. I'll ride you to the sky yet.

[He really doesn't care how this sounds.]

You can try.

[Oh he knows how it sounds, but he is going to pretend he does not. Not giving you the satisfaction this time, Padfoot. Oh, okay fine.]

I'm not that easy.

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[Ha! He knew you'd go for it.]

You know I'll still respect you after landing!

I am not a one flight sort of wizard. You can not sweep me off my feet with a line like that.

[Marauding Gay Chicken is Best gay chicken]

What do I have to do to make you levitate?

Pull out the big wand?

[And everyone's a winner.]

It is not the size of the wand, it is how you use it.

We can cross wands whenever you're ready.

If you think you can compare, remember, I have more years experience on you now, too.

Oh, professor. I think that just calls for tutor lessons. In private.

I'm eager to learn.

Sorry, bit busy building a business right now. Maybe some other time.

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