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[veryproud]

That was a unique week of students asking advice on how to time-manage fighting crime as a magical girl while keeping up with school responsibilities and getting senpais to notice them. And then Dinkerton wanted me to cash in on my contract with him.

I've been asked this three times today already so I'd just thought I'd let everybody know.
I don't have a neuralyzer. Sorry. I don't know who told people I did. That's one of those flashy things men in black have that can make you forget wearing skirts, for those who are unfamiliar. I only offer very sound advice on dealing with remembering. I'm not affiliated with that department.

Did anyone borrow a pen from me?

Comments

[pathofstrength]

So what the heck is a "magical girl" anyhow?

[exasperated as hell, what is this gross-sounding thing that everyone is talking about what does it meeeeean]

[veryproud]

It's someone who transforms into a superhero with the power of love and justice.

[pathofstrength]

[......eyebrow]

An' it's just girls? Why do they gotta transform t' be a superhero? [she's imagining some kind of pokehuman hybrid (in the frilly outfits she's heard about, to boot) and none of this makes sense] Is this from some kinda TV show?

[veryproud]

Usually girls. They have to to save the world. [ none of it makes sense ever ] Anime and manga, I believe.

[pathofstrength]

Huhh. Guess that makes a bit more sense, if it's a story like that. Ya can't really fight well wearin' clothes like that, after all.

[what is irony, can you eat it]

[squidissension]

wwhats the point a your job again

[veryproud]

Counseling, Mister Ampora.

[squidissension]

so you get paid to sit and listen to somebody and fix their problems
and you cant leavve

[veryproud]

That's the idea.

[squidissension]

[squidissension]

im on my wway

[riseup]

you don't know me, but i'm so sorry.

[vdova]

Unusual for here, or unusual in general?

[veryproud]

Now that I think about it, it might not be that unusual at all for either.

[badnewsboy]

You know what they say, right? Once something's on the internet, you can never take it back. I think skirts are one of those things.

[veryproud]

A good point. Nobody is forgetting this one.

[badnewsboy]

Or no one will let them forget it.

[veryproud]

It'll go viral.

[maiditoutalive]

even if you made them forget it was still a thing that definitely happened
in the alpha timeline
it will never ever cease to be an event that occurred

[veryproud]

Right. It's a fixed point.

[maiditoutalive]

yes!
also i believe there are photographs

[veryproud]

Many. My email was filled with them.

[badnewsboy]

The Alpha Timeline and the internet seem to be similar.

[maiditoutalive]

i suppose in a way they are
though things that have happend and had to have happened dont necessarily have to live on it permanent infamy where anybody can see what took place

[badnewsboy]

That's very different, I suppose. So, do you know which, "had to have happened" or "have happened", the skirts fell under?