Richard Castle [Castle] (
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Chapter eighteen
Oh, dear me, so many new faces around the island lately! To introduce myself to all of you, I'm Richard Castle, mystery author. Yes, the island felt it appropriate to bring me here and tell me YO MR. CASTLE, WE HEARD YOU WRITE FICTION SO WE PUT SOME FICTION IN YOUR FICTION SO YOU CAN WRITE ABOUT THINGS THAT AREN'T REAL BECAUSE YOU ALLEGEDLY AREN'T REAL.
I work at the book store, so please, do stop by. You'll at least find pleasant conversation if nothing else, and I'd appreciate the company.
[Text to Kate Beckett]
Poke. Poke. Poke poke poke. Hey. I just texted to say "I love you". And "poke".
I work at the book store, so please, do stop by. You'll at least find pleasant conversation if nothing else, and I'd appreciate the company.
[Text to Kate Beckett]
Poke. Poke. Poke poke poke. Hey. I just texted to say "I love you". And "poke".
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I ain't much one fer books, but I could go fer some shooting the breeze - 's just an expression, obviously, though I did know one boyo what did try to actually shoot the breeze once! Well, actually, he was aiming for me, but seeing as how I was flyin' way over his head it weren't like he weren't also shooting the breeze! Course, that didn't work out too well for him, 'cause the breeze listens to me when I be telling it to do stuff!
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... Really? I mean, I can easily get the idea of someone literally shooting the breeze on purpose, but... what do you mean by "the breeze listens to what you tell it"?
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Oh! What I mean is I'm a wind master! Been training me whole life just so that the wind'll have an affinity fer me. I'd say I was the top o' me class, 'cept I never actually sat in a class 'bout it or nothing, everything I learned I taught m'self! I got all sorts o' windy moves up my sleeve, like summoning tornadoes an' flyin' around all free as I please!
[He laughs.]
The wind 'round these parts be pretty nice 'n friendly. Reckon it's used to all sorts comin' round in and out and all over the place.
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A noble profession, I'd say! Teaching yourself must have been hard, but it sounds like it was worth it. I only wish I was that awesome.
[He then grins in reply.]
Sounds like you'll be able to keep your skills sharp, then.
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[Behind him, there's nothing but blue sky. He's floating a fair height up in the air.]
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None taken- believe me, I learned pretty quickly that I tend to be in the minority, being a completely normal human, so I have to be extra careful. I have no intention of hurting myself- on purpose, anyway.
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Course, there ain't nothin wrong with takin' a little risk every now and again either. Doin' the same thing over and over's gotta get pretty boring.
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You know, I like the way you think. Being alive is a pretty special thing in and of itself, and my life has been full of plenty of adventure even before the whole "getting plopped on an island" thing.
Oh, I totally agree. My partner thinks I get myself into too much trouble and don't listen to her enough, though.
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Aye? And what kind o' adventures ye been havin?
[Trading adventure stories is his favorite thing. Well, outside of a good spar, but he's pretty sure he's not getting that from Castle.
He laughs boisterously at the partners remark.]
Sounds like yer partner an' my little buddy'd be gettin' on right well, it does! He always tells me 'Jin yer gonna get yerself too deep in trouble one day' but I says I ain't never met a trouble what I didn't have fun with!
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[He then nods vigorously.]
Oh, Detective Beckett would probably say the same thing about me once she stopped rolling her eyes. I think by now she's starting to accept that I'll be getting in trouble no matter if I listen to her or not, though, so we might as well do it together.