Bro Strider (
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thoughtformed2012-12-14 01:24 am
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[Because zombies & amnesia? Yes pls]
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT.
[For a short while, that text is the only communication from him, then a few minutes later, his voice can be heard over the network. He's running, breathing hard, and muttering a litany of curses under his breath in a Texan drawl.]
Fuck shit motherfuckin' fuck. Fucker tried to bite me, what kind of..
[He trails off, panting for breath, and there's a soft sound that would, to anyone familiar with it and still possessing their memory to recall said familiarity, would sound like steel scraping gently over stone. Bro's not had the best of days so far. After waking up somewhere he didn't recognise, suddenly realising he had no idea of even who he was, the icing on the mindfuck cake that had been his morning had been being suddenly assaulted by a shuffling braindead motherfucker who seemed to want to bite his arm off.
Then, there's the sword. He has it, but he doesn't know where it came from.
What alarms him more, is that somehow, he knows how to use it. The hilt fits in his hand as if it was made for it and his muscles had acted as if on instinct. The next thing he knew, the undead creature's head had been rolling away and he'd almost been throwing up as the stench of decay had invaded every sense it could.]
What the hell is goin' on. What are they.. Haha, shit.. I ain't even sure if anyone's listening.. Oh my God..
[For a short while, that text is the only communication from him, then a few minutes later, his voice can be heard over the network. He's running, breathing hard, and muttering a litany of curses under his breath in a Texan drawl.]
Fuck shit motherfuckin' fuck. Fucker tried to bite me, what kind of..
[He trails off, panting for breath, and there's a soft sound that would, to anyone familiar with it and still possessing their memory to recall said familiarity, would sound like steel scraping gently over stone. Bro's not had the best of days so far. After waking up somewhere he didn't recognise, suddenly realising he had no idea of even who he was, the icing on the mindfuck cake that had been his morning had been being suddenly assaulted by a shuffling braindead motherfucker who seemed to want to bite his arm off.
Then, there's the sword. He has it, but he doesn't know where it came from.
What alarms him more, is that somehow, he knows how to use it. The hilt fits in his hand as if it was made for it and his muscles had acted as if on instinct. The next thing he knew, the undead creature's head had been rolling away and he'd almost been throwing up as the stench of decay had invaded every sense it could.]
What the hell is goin' on. What are they.. Haha, shit.. I ain't even sure if anyone's listening.. Oh my God..
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[Sup Bro, you're gonna get a practically half-naked guy running in from an alley and jumping on one of the zombies to just bash it in the face with his bare fists.
Don't try this at home.]
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Welp.
This is sure someone he wants on his side.]
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The zombie lets out a groan, and he lifts his foot and stomps on it until it stops.]
Ye alrigh' over there?
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Yeah, I'm fuckin' dandy. What the hell is that.
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Couldn' tell ye t'be honest. Ain't nothin' I ever seen before. But it don' smell friendly.
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I'd introduce myself, but I'm in the position of not bein' able to remember my own name. Unfortunate, but since I ain't lookin' like the only one I ain't thinkin' on it too hard just yet.
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[Anita's voice sounds urgent; she may not know as much about zombies as she used to, but her earlier scuffle with one was enough to tell her that they are bad, bad news. She's got the bite wound to prove it.]
There's a bunch of those -- things -- loose in the city. Try not to engage them! They bite.
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[At least for long enough to catch his breath. He lets out a short, humourless laugh.]
Biters. Yeah. I've got the fuckin' memo on that one. I ain't thinkin' I have much choice on engaging them, though.
[There's a pause, and he curses softly.]
They've got my trail somehow. Motherfuck. Gotta move, lady. Stay on the line.
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[She sounds tense, and if he's got a good ear, he can hear that she's on the move as well.]
I shot one in the head earlier. Seemed to slow it down, at least.
[Nevermind the fact that she isn't exactly sure how or why she has a gun, but right now, she's not looking a gifthorse in the mouth. She's grateful for it.]
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[After a few minutes, he stalls and jogs to a stop. He'd say he doesn't remember ever seeing anything like this, but he doesn't remember anything except, apparently, how to use a sword.]
Right... Reckon... reckon I'm good. Heard one hell of a noise back there.
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[But he still doesn't know where the hell he is.]
... Ain't supposin' you have any idea what this place is called?
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What about you? Do I get a name to go with the voice?
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[Bro. Stop.]
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I don't even have my memories and I'm still pretty sure I'm not the least bit impressed by that incredibly lame pick-up line.
[Anita. Stop.]
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[Both of you, just stop.]
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[Still, there might be a smirk behind her voice.]
Don't try so hard.
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I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
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But back to the situation at hand.. you got a map or somethin'? 'Cause I have no fuckin' idea where I am.
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I guess I'd be lookin' for someone who can fill in the significant blanks.
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[There's a pause, while he ducks into a doorway for a breather.]
I'm gonna level with you, man, I ain't got a single fuckin' idea of where I am. If you can point me in the direction of this fabled 'high ground' I'll be more than happy to head on up that way.
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