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[bowsbeforehoes]

So, I've got no idea what the hell is going on. I'm either Robin Hood or one of those military guys who hunts people for sport. It's the only way I can justify all of this archery stuff in my room.

...wherever my room is. I don't know, really. I'm gonna be redundant and ask this anyway: anyone know who I am? Any information will be paid with in Moreos. I've got a stockpile, apparently.

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[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

I'm afraid I cannot help you, there. Though I will note that I appear to be an archer as well. Perhaps we are affiliated?

[bowsbeforehoes]

Could be. Could be a lot of things though.

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

True. It's difficult to tell what might be the case, here.

I admit I have no ideas regarding how we'd be able to find out.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I'm tempted to see if someone's written my name in my underwear.

[dontmindmepleasecontinue]

If only the universe would be so helpful.

[billionairephilanthropist]

[billionairephilanthropist]

Legolas, there you are. I have been looking all over for you.

[hawkingbird]

Mr. Stark!!

[billionairephilanthropist]

Miss. Bishop

[bowsbeforehoes]

...Legolas.

[bowsbeforehoes]

I'm an elf.

[billionairephilanthropist]

You're only half elf, but hey, I don't judge. You're the best sidekick I ever could have asked for. Damn good shot with that bow of yours too.

Just try to take it easy on that dwarf fetish of yours. Never know who you might run into during this mess.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Half-elf. Right.

[bowsbeforehoes]

Wait. Dwarf fetish?

[billionairephilanthropist]

Like I said. I don't judge.

[hawkingbird]

Clint, your name is not Legolas. You're Clint Barton. You're the best archer I know. You've got my number; we can talk more if you'd like.

[Private]

[billionairephilanthropist]

Hey, this is serious business. There is a war going on here and you do not know what you are stepping into. You're not ready for this scale of a battle yet.

[Private] she's rolling her eyes right now

[hawkingbird]

Seriously, Stark? I know Clint has spilled the beans about me, so let's get a few things straight. I have fought:

1) An alien invasion of Skrulls.
2) Against the siege of Asgard.
3) Kang the Conqueror.
4) A.I.M. cyborgs.
5) Dr. Doom.
6) Madame Mask.

Just to name a few. I might be young, but I can handle myself.

I can't believe I have to prove myself to the Avengers again.

[Private]

[billionairephilanthropist]

I'm not talking about that kind of war, Kestral.

I have full confidence in your ability to turn things into pincushions. This war is between Legolas and I.

[Private]

[hawkingbird]

What the hell are you trying to do to Clint while he's lost his mind? That hardly seems fair.

[Private]

[hawkingbird]

Ugh, wait. For a moment I forgot who I was talking to. Never mind. Maybe I don't want to know.

[Private] Oh god make him stop

[billionairephilanthropist]

Did you say AIM Cyborgs?

I knew AOL was a corrupt company. I said so from the beginning.

[Private]

[hawkingbird]

Ha. Ha. Different kind of A.I.M., obviously.

[bowsbeforehoes]

[Oh, uh. hey cute younger girl.]

Clint Barton? Still doesn't ring a bell though.

[Video]

[you_have_heart]

I am unfamiliar with you, but I can tell you that you are not alone in this. It would seem most of the island is suffering from amnesia

[Video]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Least it's not just me. I was thinking I hit my head pretty hard last night doing... something.

[Video]

[you_have_heart]

You are the first I have talked to that has a possible cause.

Do you know your name yet?

[Video]

[bowsbeforehoes]

Some guy's calling me Legolas. Another girl's calling me Clint. Not sure what to believe, really.

[Video]

[you_have_heart]

Legolas sounds more majestic. Clint is rather mundane.