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[ohmycod]

whale this is glubbin convenient
time comes for people to pay their dues and suddenly surprise amnesia
reel classy but whatever

okay so buoys and gills listen up
im kind of a loanshark get me
ignore the negative connotations of that
i just like the fishpun
point is i loan bucks out and get bucks back
and theres plenty of you that owe me

theres too many of you wanderin around confused for me to reel in myself
so if youre sufferin a case of the memory loss just hit me up
ill tell you if you owe me anyfin ok
if not just move along
if you do well
im not gonna be wading for ever get me
rules are rules and due dates are due dates
gotta pay your bills right
thats how an economy works

so hit me up ok

[ needless to say, this is a load of bullshit and she is just trying to see if she can scam anyone. ]

Comments

[notjohnsmith]

Even in a normal economy, there are banking holidays.

[ohmycod]

today aint no holiday

[notjohnsmith]

Well, if you can present me with any outstanding receipts, I'm sure I can find a way to take care of them.

However! They'd better be properly dated and labeled with my name.

[ohmycod]

aight
whats your name

[notjohnsmith]

You tell me.

[ohmycod]

sounds like someones tryin to avoid the subject
itd be a reel tragedy if this turned into a physical altercation

[notjohnsmith]

How do you expect to convince me that I owe you money if you don't even recognize me?

[ohmycod]

ill readily admit customer appreciation aint my strong suit
cant expect me to remember every bum that comes needin a loan right
or do all the human stores remember all their human customers
SORRY if my cultural differences offend you

[notjohnsmith]

If you don't recognize your customers, how do you know which people owe you money?

[ohmycod]

thorough documentation and ids
you got an id right

[notjohnsmith]

You have the documentation, right?

[ohmycod]

shore i do

[notjohnsmith]

Prove it.

[ohmycod]

ill need some tridentification

[notjohnsmith]

Let me see your documentation, and I'll check it against the name on my ID.

[ohmycod]

O)( GLUBBIN FORG-----ET IT
too much of a pain in the bass