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[ohmycod]

whale this is glubbin convenient
time comes for people to pay their dues and suddenly surprise amnesia
reel classy but whatever

okay so buoys and gills listen up
im kind of a loanshark get me
ignore the negative connotations of that
i just like the fishpun
point is i loan bucks out and get bucks back
and theres plenty of you that owe me

theres too many of you wanderin around confused for me to reel in myself
so if youre sufferin a case of the memory loss just hit me up
ill tell you if you owe me anyfin ok
if not just move along
if you do well
im not gonna be wading for ever get me
rules are rules and due dates are due dates
gotta pay your bills right
thats how an economy works

so hit me up ok

[ needless to say, this is a load of bullshit and she is just trying to see if she can scam anyone. ]

Comments

[highlyinformed]

I don't want to trouble a young businesswoman. There are a few debts I need collected myself, but it wouldn't be the job for someone so delicate. I cant imagine you'd be interested in anything so rough, would you?

[ohmycod]

water you glubbin aboat
roughs my middle name