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Gosh, I just love this time of year! Christmas is always the best! Getting together with friends and family, getting presents, the snow-

Speaking of which, where IS the snow? I mean, come on. Stupid secluded island captors can give us at least a little bit of snow, right? It's just not Christmas without snow!

Also, I'd like to point everyone in the direction of the newest business in town, Karaokedoki! I'm sure I don't have to explain it to everyone. It, of course, is a karaoke place! It's all ages, so no alcohol I mean come on, I'm 16 I'm not allowed to even drink it yet, am I? Did the age law change here? but there's snacks and lots of fun!

It'll open during Christmas break! I expect to see everyone there!

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It's in a book?

The furry menace probably wrote it himself. I bet he did it in rhyme too.

You mean that guy actually speaks in rhyme? That made me so mad as a kid!

Yeah. He does because he's annoying and evil. It's an expression of great happiness or respect, you can't just rhyme all the time like that unless it's in song. It's rude.

Is he really that evil? Why hasn't anyone put a stop to his evil rhyming ways?

He's magic. He's got a lot of tricks up his furr. The Grinch tried to stop him once but it didn't work. He always gets away. He's been at it for years and years and years.

...do all you guys know each other? Like the Grinch and those red and blue fish and Horton and everyone?

...You know about them too? No, I don't know them. Um. Red fish and blue fish are just types of fish. Everyone's seen those.

I've never met the Grinch but I really admire his work. I watch him do the Whoville Christmas roast beast thing on TV every year. Or I used to we don't get that here... -...Horton's an elephant the Whos worship. They're crazy. "Blah blah we're all just a speck of dust being blown around by the great Seuss and he's sworn to protect us"

Edited 2012-12-28 08:04 (UTC)

The great Seuss? So he's some god and not this crazy doctor guy that writes all his books in rhyme?

Wow. My childhood. I need to reevaluate everything.

Don't call him a crazy doctor guy! I can't believe you thought that. My mom would have smacked you if she was here.

The author of the books is called Dr. Seuss. So I assume he's some doctor who likes to be evil and rhymes. I didn't know he was some real god or something.