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[garou]

Has anyone seen anything weird happening in the woods lately?

Also, Ukraine. I need to ask you something.



What are you doing Christmas Eve?

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[duckface]

I don't have to, I have nothing to prove. You, however, seem adamant on getting me to believe I'm wandering into the woods in my free time. Why would I do that? And if I was, how does that affect you in any possible way? I don't know you. I don't want to know you. You think I can't see a play from a mile away?

[garou]

Those woods are under my protection. I will find out why you're there.

[duckface]

Is this some kind of environmentalist thing? Or a possessive sociopath thing?

[garou]

Maybe a little of both.

[duckface]

Whatever. I really don't care what your game is. But I'm not interested in you, so continue being a creeper, threatening me, whatever. Not like you can do anything.

[garou]

Wait, you think---

No.

[duckface]

'No'?

[garou]

No.

[duckface]

Then this is a professional creep job? Nothing personal, you just want to make me look crazy.

[garou]

I don't have to try very hard.

[duckface]

You keep saying you know anything about me, but I've yet to see any proof. Besides some leaked info about what happened to me at homecoming.

[garou]

You're running around the woods at night like you know what you're doing, and you've said some pretty weird stuff. I think I know enough to be suspicious.

[duckface]

Telling you to back off isn't weird, it's actually pretty normal. More people should try it.

[garou]

That's not what I'm talking about.

[duckface]

Are you going to be as vague and cryptic as usual?

[garou]

Are you?

[duckface]

When am I cryptic, I don't know anything about your obsession with me and what happened!

[garou]

I don't have an obsession with you.

[duckface]

Then who cares if I'm in the woods? Who cares what I do? When has you caring about people ever kept them safe?

[garou]

I thought you had no idea about anything about me.

[duckface]

I don't. I don't know anything about you, I just said it to be a bitch.

[garou]

Right.

[duckface]

What are you trying to prove? That I'm as messed up as you, because I think given the circumstances I turned out incredibly well adjusted.