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Twenty-eight

Thank you everyone for your kind gifts. Only a truly lucky man would receive two meat logs for a holiday he doesn't celebrate.

In the interest of continuing to further my rehabilitation, and not at all because I'm being forced, I'll be restarting Progressing Post-Mortem for the new year. There have certainly been enough new arrivals to generate interest again. Look for a formal announcement in the next few weeks.

This island needs a spa.

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save them for a rainy day

Edited 2012-12-28 13:59 (UTC)

I am. Along with the ones from last year.

Do meat logs expire?

i dunno dude, you might have to suck it up and try em

Tempting.

what? you need some cheese or somethin.

Please tell me cheese logs don't exist.

hey dude, i'm not gonna tell you anything i'm not 100% sure of

As usual, you're a gentleman and a scholar.

I'll try it eventually.

gentleman, huh? id save that one for a rainy day too.

I was trying to be nice.

nice, huh

I feel dumber for reading this.

Imagine how I feel.

For writing it?? I try not to put myself in your shoes.

I suppose this time around I'd better do my civic duty and show up to meetings.

I'm sure we'd be happy to have you.

This is going to be great. I can already tell.

Maybe you should bring your meat logs to the meetings.

And the beer.

Maybe I will.

Like you've never taken two meat logs before.

I walked right into that.

Also I can't get the char marks out of the carpet this time. And that thing on the ceiling is STILL beeping.

Maybe next time we should listen to Katniss and burn it outside.

Is that what she was saying??

I honestly stopped listening.

Do you want me to come over and stab it?

Like I haven't already tried that.

Yeah, but I'm better.

Pretty sure there's recorded evidence of me doing more stabbing people than you. I didn't even need a net.

Can't we just call it a tie?

No.

Fine. Then are we counting the kills during the revolution? We shouldn't. It's not fair. You had more time than I did.

I was in prison!

You still outlived me!

I wasn't even a part of the final battle and you were.

Are you saying I'm winning? It sounds like that's what you're trying to say, Johanna.

I didn't say that. You're hallucinating things.

Again? Must be Tuesday.

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