[text message to Sherlock Holmes (the American one)]

[hypertoxic]

Hey, assh8le.
We need to talk.

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[cruciverbalist]

Good day to you, as well.

[hypertoxic]

Can it.
Look. I'm still sort of pissed at you for what you did, 8ut everything didn't turn out as 8ad as I thought.
So.
You've 8een falling asleep a lot, right? At all sorts of 8izarre moments.

[cruciverbalist]

You're about to unveil that it is caused by you.

[hypertoxic]

Yes.
I wanted revenge. You have to admit, for revenge, it was pretty mild!
I have psychic powers. 8efore I could only make humans fall asleep! 8ut that was across game sessions. Universes would 8e a 8etter word.
I've 8een meaning to start practicing here, now that there are no more 8arriers! Find out what I c8n do.
You seemed like a convenient enough target. ::::)

[cruciverbalist]

Well. As cunning your plot to test abilities is, and as fascinated as I am of it, I don't suppose you would mind perhaps finding another test subject, hm?

[hypertoxic]

It fascin8s you?
That's pretty weird. It's supposed to 8e irrit8ing!
Anyway, I guuuuuuuuess I could. 8ut may8e you should try harder to convince me, you jackass!

[cruciverbalist]

Indeed.

I could find you a more worthy rat.

[hypertoxic]

You could try.