closed in order that two bitchy trolls might be shitty to each other

[hypertoxic]

Who: Vriska and Meenah
What: Fucking each other over. Because what are hatefriends for!
When: AFTERNOON of the 26th.
Where: idk. THE BALL PIT? why not let's go with the ball pit.
Warnings: Nothing except bitchiness and terrible fish puns.


[ It's kind of hilarious watching everyone get so ill. Vriska herself, with her ridiculously gr8 luck, has of course been spared, and is not at all shy about preening over it. So hey, might as well go harass Meenah, who she happens to know is ill also.

This will come back to bite her, like being a huge 8itch always does. ]

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[ohmycod]

Hey, fuck you. I can't control th-th...the

[ This time, she makes sure to aim a bit better. ]

GLUB!

The glubs. Not efin sneezing and shooting snot everywhere can make me sound as dumb a you, spidertroll.

[hypertoxic]

[ Please. Vriska brought her great luck with her to this particular throw down, and somehow remains unphlegmed. (For now.) ]

Weakslime, Meenah. You're so pathetic right now I almost feel sorry for you! Almost. Come on, can't you do any better than that?

[ohmycod]

I ain't wasting my time with--GLUB--you. If you wanna start somefin, start it.

[ She just...kind of...needs to get a bit closer... ]

[hypertoxic]

[ Is an idiot and lets her do the get closer thing because Peixes is not even on her radar as a threat. ]

And beat you down while you can barely defend yourself? I like to at least have something of a challenge! You wouldn't even rate right now.

[ohmycod]

GLUB. Yeah, probubbly.

[ She takes a step and WHOOPS THAT IS A TOTALLY ACCIDENTAL AND NOT ON PURPOSE STUMBLE. She grabs Vriska's arm, only to keep herself from falling over. Yes definitely only for that. ]

[hypertoxic]

[ What the hell. Gives her a weird look, lifting the arm Meenah's grabbed. ]

What's your deal, Peixes? You need to lie down that badly?

[ohmycod]

Glub. Hehehe. Thanks, Serket.

[ Thief: one who steals from others for one's own benefit.

Life: health, longevity, and restoration.

Did you forget about all the stories about Her Imperious Condescension's touch of life, Vriska? Maybe if you were a bit more like your dancestor you wouldn't have left your guard open for such an obvious ploy. Luck doesn't mean jack if your health is being sucked up and your immune system wrecked by someone sick as shit.

So much for getting out of this event sick-free, huh, Vriska? ]

Like a fish to bait.

[hypertoxic]

[ The sensation draws a shout from her, simultaneously startled and pained. Getting the life literally pulled out of you is not in the least bit pleasant, and she ends up sinking to one knee. She is suddenly very dizzy.

And also very, very angry, if her nasally snarl is any indication. ]

Thief of Life. I should have guessed this is what you could do!

[ But her snarl turns into a furious sharp grin and she twists her arm to grip Meenah tightly, to the point of pain, in return. ]

Two can play that game, fishbitch!

[ Ganks her luck. As much of it as she physically can. It won't make Vriska herself less sick - but when she sneezes, Meenah might find herself in trouble again. ]

[ohmycod]

Yeah, yeah. You've only got yourself to blame, Serket. What kind of thief lets herself get ganked?

[ Yeah, she thinks this has been a flawlessly executed plan. What is Vriska going to do? Gank her luck and have her stub her toe for a few hours? Oh no!!! ]

Fuck--let go of my arm.

[ Augh, now she's got spidertroll snot on her. This is disgusting. But whatever, a little soap will fix that. And what are the odds or chances of her getting sick agai--wait.

Odds. Chances. Fuck. No, there's no way-- ]

GLUB!!

[ FUCK. ]

Serket, you bitch! Why'd you have to go and--GLUB! Augh!

[ Did she just get insta-karma'd??? ]

[hypertoxic]

[ Vriska laughs, a harsh, cruel, and somewhat scratchy sound. It devolves into a coughing fit, but her damage has been done. She lets go of Meenah's arm - but not before raking sharpened nails down it in the process. ]

Why? Why?? Because you're a bigger idiot than I thought, that's why! You should know better by now than to screw with me! So you're going to pay the price.

[ She gets back to her feet, somewhat wobbly but up. ]

[ohmycod]

Ow.

[ For that, Meenah shoves at Vriska's shoulder. Of course, with the vigor of a sick dog and leaving an ache in her own shoulder. ]

Why do you need to ruin everything with your stupid ideas??

[hypertoxic]

[ Vriska shoves her right back. Hard. With both hands! And then overbalances and goes down like a sack of bricks. Very elegant. ]

You started it!!!

[ohmycod]

Says the one that came over to bother me.

[ She lets out a fit of laughter/sneeze-glubbing at the sight of Vriska falling. She manages to not fall over when Vriska pushes her...

...but does manage to unluckily trip over one of her own braids and face plants right onto Vriska. ]

Idiot!!!

[hypertoxic]

Fuck! Fuck you!! [ Slaps at her rather ineffectually. And then just sort of groans miserably. ]

This is stupid.

[ohmycod]

Way to fuck everfin--GLUB--up. You couldn't just leave whale enough be.

[ Another squeaky but particularly potent GLUBsneeze right onto Vriska. ]

[hypertoxic]

Grooooooooss. [ Shoves at her. ]

You're the one who fucked it up by turning this into a fight! Next time maybe you won't be so fucking stupid as to steal from a thief!

[ohmycod]

Stupid? Only one I see here that's stupid is you. Like I said already, what thief lets herself get ganked?!

GLUB, GLUB, GLUB.

Augh. Bedides, don't act like you didn't come to start somedin anyway.

[hypertoxic]

Shuuuuuuuuut uuuuuuuup! [ Slap slap slap. ] God, do you ever shut up? You're so inane! I can't believe I ever thought you were worth my time. You're just a huge waste of it! Ugh.

And you're right. I did come to start something! I came to gloat! Not start a stupid sicky slap fight, dumbass!

[ohmycod]

Your fault for nod thinking id thro--

GLUB!!!

[ That one cleared her nostrils. SLAP SLAP SLAP. ]

--it through, dimwit. Shouldn't have thought you were worth my time.