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Here's a heads up to my students-

We're going to have a guest presenter soon. Mr Sirius Black will be speaking about the Goblin Wars. Don't know about that? I don't either, but it's going to be awesome because there will be explosions.

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this is the first time its sounded interesting

You're welcome, love.

sorry but i dont actually go to the class

You should be a guest for this one time.

For me?

i dont know
i dont think the teacher likes me very much
im not sure hed let me in

he likes me very much, so I'm sure I can convince him. He can't give the lesson without me, after all.

Don't take the portrayal of trolls personally.

oh dont worry
i stopped taking most of what everybody has to say personally a long time ago
we dont always say such flattering things about humans either

As long as you don't insult me to my face, we should be fine.

all right i promise not to mention any of your mammalian peculiarities to your face

...well, I would try to take it in good humour.

its mostly all the hair
we think its really strange

...but you have hair.

[And horns.]

yes thats true
but i dont mean on my head
i mean everywhere else

My.

You should see me on my more hair days.

uh
no offense meant but im not sure how i feel about that
or think i know what youre even talking about

Just an inside joke, sorry. Don't have any inside people left.

Point is, I guess, people are different. Trolls too. I like you anyway.

and you have my official seal of approval as well

It's time for you to start changing your opinion of my class then!

i might be made of time
but i dont have the time to waste on that

You need to get your priorities in check, girl.

because somehow im in the wrong for not prioritizing you

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