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[kantstoppfantstopp]

Here's a heads up to my students-

We're going to have a guest presenter soon. Mr Sirius Black will be speaking about the Goblin Wars. Don't know about that? I don't either, but it's going to be awesome because there will be explosions.

Comments

[rule_britannia]

... Oh good Lord.

[You mean actual explosions, don't you.]

[alwaysimpure]

Will you stop by?

[Of course we mean actual explosions.]

[rule_britannia]

Of course I will!

[alwaysimpure]

...probably an odd question, but is any of this your history, too?

[rule_britannia]

... that is an odd question. As much as I know about goblins, no, I don't believe it is.

[alwaysimpure]

I just don't really know how it works with what you are. Wondering if we are from the same world, for lack of a better term.

[rule_britannia]

I think I can say with a decent amount of certainty that we're not.

[alwaysimpure]

I'd guess so, given you actually know the books.

Well, you better come watch the lesson, might learn something.

[rule_britannia]

If nothing else it'll be entertaining to watch Gilbert making an arse of himself. Again.

[alwaysimpure]

Awesomely so, I'm told.

[rule_britannia]

Don't believe a word of it.

[alwaysimpure]

It's alright. We'll make it brilliant.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

Dude it's going to be EPIC

[rule_britannia]

Make sure the children have adequate safety equipment.

[kantstoppfantstopp]

We've got plenty of safety goggles.