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[flameregalia]

I'm not the type of man to sulk, but it wasn't a pleasant experience to wake up in the hospital. I never cared for doctors. They assure me I'll be able to leave shortly. Apparently when you're revived from the grave as well as fictional, they need to do a few additional tests to ascertain your corpse is in good health.

That's a joke, I'm not a corpse. I'm very much alive, which is a change as I'd become very accepting of my death at the end. I regret other things, of course.

I used to be an athlete, but given the lack of equipment on this island, I believe I'll stay retired. And judging by the look of things, this island is in a more need of a hairstylist anyway.

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[migratorybird]

φ(￣～￣;) It's like a bad horror film.

[flameregalia]

I could never watch those types of movies.

[migratorybird]

Is it your sensitive stomach?

[flameregalia]

That was one time.

[migratorybird]

You're holding it in this time. It's much worse here.

[flameregalia]

That movie was terrible. Nothing is worse than that.

[migratorybird]

Even bad hair?

[flameregalia]

Bad hair is always fixable.

[migratorybird]

As long as you're here.

[flameregalia]

I don't see any reason for me to leave again.

[migratorybird]

You'd better not!! This is your warning!

[migratorybird]

You'll need someone to take appointments.

[migratorybird]

ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ I volunteer!

[flameregalia]

I'm counting on you.

[migratorybird]

Only cool people allowed! ヾ(*´∇`)ﾉヾ(*´∇`)ﾉ

[flameregalia]

But the others are the ones who need the most help.

[migratorybird]

Mm············ I guess we can work with it.

[flameregalia]

We're highly adaptable.

[migratorybird]

hee, more than that! We'll have fun too!

[maiditoutalive]

See, this is the right attitude to take about these things!

[flameregalia]

There's no use dwelling on uncomfortable things.

[maiditoutalive]

ok well that wasnt what i meant but sure that works too!
youre dead and you cant change that
you might as well accept it and carry on

[notdogmatic]

I am pleased to hear you are in good health.

Generally it seems all signs of postmortem or immediately antemortem trauma are erased when we appear.

Can either of those occupations be regarded as necessary?

[flameregalia]

Thank you. I'm glad that is the case or I imagine this could be a very messy place, at least with my experience in mind.

I believe so, yes.

[notdogmatic]

... How?

[flameregalia]

Aesthetics and exercise are critical facets of human life.

[notdogmatic]

I see.

I do not understand why exercise makes an athletic career a necessity. Although the correlation is obvious, I do not see a causal relationship.

When it comes to the other matter, my understanding of aesthetics is flawed.

Perhaps you could assist me?

[pelagically]

A hairstylist? Finally.

[flameregalia]

Just got back from the bank, salon should be open by the weekend. Surprisingly fast turnaround here. Things went much slower where I'm from.

[pelagically]

The bank must know how desperately we need one.

[flameregalia]

Yes, the girls I spoke to seemed very relieved.

(I used to be famous)

[pelagically]

I'm Finnick, I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of each other. There's work to be done.

[flameregalia]

Yes, I can tell.

[pelagically]

It's been two years, cut me some slack.

[flameregalia]

Of course. I look forward to seeing you.