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[bowsbeforehoes]

[The video on on a piece of paper, specifically: a wanted poster. It has a crude drawing of a man on it, exclaiming WANTED: the CAPTURE or DEATH of CLINTON BARTON better known as HAWK OF THE WOOD for THIEVERY and TREASON. REWARD: [some obscene amount of money and or candy].

Off screen, a man chuckles, and suddenly an arrow is shot through the parchment, dead center. A few moments later, the parchment is pulled from the tree , crumpled up, the arrow removed just moments later. The camera is jostled, and then turned onto Clint.]

Borrowing to feed those who have nothing is treason now? Such bold words from such a young queen. Should I had known that I was worth this much I would have turned myself in to receive such a reward!

Know this, should those without continue to starve, those who have will continue to be borrowed from. This includes the wonderful gold coins that were just borrowed from the Queen's treasury.

[He makes a sweeping bow.] Your donation is much appreciated, Your Majesty.

[The feed ends, and should someone want to try and stop/help/say hello, he'll be found near the edge of the forest!]

Comments

[bowsbeforehoes]

Then you are a far better lady than most.

Clint. It's a pleasure.

[fuckincakewake]

i dunno
one good deed doesnt always cancel out the wicked stuff
but a generous rogue like u prob hasnt done a bad thing in his life huh

[bowsbeforehoes]

But it does help, trust me.

I've done plenty of wicked things in this life. Some more worse than others.

[fuckincakewake]

u dont strike me as the kinda guy i should be worried about tho
not the threatenin type

[bowsbeforehoes]

I've gotten better.

[fuckincakewake]

u mut be pretty good at coverin ur tracks
to avoid getting snatched up 4 all that villianry and stealin from the rich so far

[bowsbeforehoes]

I learned from the best.

[fuckincakewake]

yah?
whos that

[bowsbeforehoes]

The man who raised me. We called him Trickshot.

[fuckincakewake]

sounds fancy
i learned some of my sneakin from my mom but
most i taught me
what kinda tricks did he shoot?

[bowsbeforehoes]

You name it. Upside down, sideways, eyes closed. He never missed a shot.

[fuckincakewake]

he still givin lessons?
im fresh outta a kinda exile
and itd be fun to learn how 2 shoot shit flipped turnways