thneed: (☠ i will eat your face off)
the once-ler ([personal profile] thneed) wrote in [community profile] thoughtformed2013-05-12 10:12 pm

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You know what day it is? If you don't I'm very very very very disappointed in you because its for the most important people ever.

Ehem! SO! If you're a mom ...or some paradox-alternate-not-really-a-mom-but-technically-genetically-a-mom mom OR a fantastic mother figure like Miss Ukraine then you get a free thneed and also the cupcake pictured below! From me to you for being pretty darn great.

uneulogized: (huff huff huff huff.)

[personal profile] uneulogized 2013-05-13 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Took someone long enough.
geminated_man: (surprise)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2013-05-13 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
How much does one of them cupcakes cost?
tookthename: (eyebrow up)

[personal profile] tookthename 2013-05-13 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
What's a thneed?
uneulogized: ([red hood] wow that is a big ...)

[personal profile] uneulogized 2013-05-13 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
You should give us your work in progress.
geminated_man: (chuckle)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2013-05-13 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
That's it? Fuck. I'll take a half dozen. D'you do deliveries, too?
tookthename: (hat)

[personal profile] tookthename 2013-05-13 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
...does it come with an instruction manual for all that?
tookthename: (eyebrow up)

[personal profile] tookthename 2013-05-13 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
Do you think maybe it should?
geminated_man: (chuckle)

[personal profile] geminated_man 2013-05-13 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ace. Um, if you could have them delivered to Miss Ukraine's place? I'd really appreciate it. Every mum deserves a little somethin for mother's day, yeah?
tookthename: (smirk)

[personal profile] tookthename 2013-05-13 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Think maybe you should get on that before unleashing any more thneeds on the unsuspecting public?

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